Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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Comments (408)
Babes3910 6
Ok? Do u people have common sence? This girl is literly being a snobby bitch. & u people are praising her for having a good heart? Ha lmao. Wow. For one thing my mother, because of depression & eating disorders has become obese. When i read this Fml, it reminded me exactly of my mother. If i was in this chic's situation, i wuldve helped that stranger lady out without a second thought. And yea she did help her. But in a disgusted, bothered & ashamed way. & adressed her by someone who couldnt pull up her underwear "over her obese old lady ass". Wow what a heartless bitch. We ALL go #2 get over it! Shes human. Poor lady must be going thru alot. And for one thing let me tell u, im a very reserved, clean girl, attractive & have a great body. But i wouldve had the heart not to just help her out, but give her some confort as an EQUAL individual & help her not feel akward. & im saying this to make a statement. Because this chic is no one to be degrading someone that she sees as less just because of obesity.
peschken 1
#374 you're so ******* full of yourself, please go kill yourself or at least never breed
Babes3910 6
And your a little bitch who needs to shut the **** up. You clearly are so angry with yourself and miserable with your pathetic life that you actually took your time to respond to my comment that CLEARLY was not addressed to you. Do you really think you bothered me? Ha i feel bad for sad little bitches like you who only get on here to talk shit. I bet if this was in real life you wouldnt even have the balls to step up. And by the way i was coming across a good point and respecting that lady not talking shit about anybody. Ignorant people like you seriously need a reality check. So please do us a favor and stop talking on FML. what a lowlife ********. Hahaha x)
shaubygal 11
your a good person once I had to wipe my cousins ass and he is 6 he was in the bathroom outside my room just saying heeeelllpppp that's a nice thing to wake up to if u haven't had experience
DisappearingRose 18
You could've pretended you couldn't hear her and walked out.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Just say no
judygirll 0
aww that was kind of you for helping. Sure it's uncomfortable, but remember you helped her out a great deal by doing it.
Bella_is_my_name 4
how the **** do you NOT have a choice!?!? damn, that's nasty, I wudnt have done it , as bad as I wudda felt, I wudnt have done that >_> ew. just ew.
hateevryone 15
how the hell were she able to get them down?
JodeMiVida 13
Agreed. That must've sucked, but you saved the fat woman a whole day of crying.
ArielTheMermaid 17
you did a good thing. just know you made an old lady's day, and continue with life.
minder97 10
you're awesome. did you wash your hands after assisting her? haha