Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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Comments (408)
ziqi92 0
heres something that my church would have considered a random act of kindness XD
Lalala203 0
Wow, you must be a bitch, you're saying FML about an overweight old woman who was crying about not being able to dress herself? Really.. You're either an extremely immature, or just a mean person in general.
sockmonkey560 0
no! he's saying FML that he had to pull them up! he's nice.
desitaylor 0
This woman has every freaking right to complain about this. If that old woman hadn't let herself become a desgusting old COW, she might still be about to reach her panties.
sockmonkey560 0
aw ur so nice for helping her!
anon85 0
i agree with most that it's not so much a 'FML'/ i mean yeah it sucks that you had to do be 'the one' to do it, but that was so great and respectable and sweet to help someone unfortunate. Good for you! Eff everyone who said bad things.
XanimalloverX 0
It takes a lot to do what you did. Once at camp one of the girl counsolers had to insert a tampon into my friends ****** because my friend didn't know how to because she had her first period
Macthenyfe 0
Fun fact: fat people really do cause global warming
dacotaxx 0
**** that dude I would've dipped
Whiterabbitm1 0
WTF... there is always a choice... like the choice to walk out and let someone else worry about it
Jazzgirl4ever 0
Ok, first off you need to really take a step back and think, 'What if that were me?' Would you want someone to describe helping you as 'She couldn't get her underwear up her obese, old lady ass'? Second, you need to grow up... you did something nice and Karma probably would have given you something great, but you chose to be a bitch. So you had to do something nice for someone? Why would you mess that up by crying and bitching about it? And to the person... idr what number it was, but you who said that obese people are causing global warming... get off your f-ing high horse and stop driving the pos car of yours that probably gives off global warming causing fumes. You are a dumbass.... I'm just saying.