Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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Trollipop_fml 0
Sick. If I was in a good mood I'd of asked her who she was there with and seen about getting them in to help her. If I wasn't in a good mood I would have pretended I didn't hear her, or told her to call Jenny. Yes I know I'm a bitch, but she got that way on her own.
lilcuti3pi389 0
wow, youre amazing and selfless even tho it was disturbing you did it! you, by no means, made a poor choice! the world should have more ppl like u
lilcuti3pi389 0
people who are saying that the OP is mean,, um ok.. what about you in that situation??? hate people who talk shit about things they dont experience. **** you all go to hell.
Emma_91 0
@ 85. Um, just to let you know diabetes doesn't make you fat. --- And, that was really nice. I think most people would be thinking the same thing, t doesn't mean you hate her, but seeing a naked old lady is very gross. Kudos for doing it. I just wonder if she was lying or not...how did she get the underwear off?
Anuolf 0
Wow, way to do something nice for someone, then bitch about it later. If you're going to do something nice, don't bitch about it later... Otherwise don't do anything at all. To those who are saying "How did she get them off in the first place." Her arms were probably not long enough to pick them up from around her ankles, I'm pretty sure they were long enough to reach around her waist to pull them down. To those saying "How was she able to get them on when she was dressing herself" she probably has someone do it for her, or has one of those grip tools so she can dress herself. Maybe she forgot her gripping tool, or maybe she couldn't find her friend/sister/daughter/etc to help her, so she was upset that she couldn't do it herself. Having watched my grandparents suffer the effects of old age, it's awful how many people would even suggest walking away and ignoring her. I was always taught to respect my elders. I may not have enjoyed it, but I wouldn't have complained about it later; And I definitely would not even think about ignoring someone who was obviously embarrassed, upset, and completely humiliated having to ask for help from a stranger. I'm ashamed to even be human sometimes by how many people are so disrespectful, mean, and down right degrading towards other human beings, especially ones in need. I'm 21, and proud to know that I would help someone in need to the best of my ability, and not bitch about it later. I'm also proud to say that I respect my elders.
MissBunnyfufu 0
eeeh well cheers for lending a helpful hand and props for not running but minus points for bitching about it like #319 said. But poor big hysterical lady... and there's you lol I was washing my hands in the restaurant's bathroom and a 70 something years old, little asian grandma come out of the bathroom stall asking me to help button up her pants for her, since she couldn't do it (bad fine motor skills). Did it for her and went on with my life. Kindness is hard to come by, without the other person expecting something in return or having to bitch about it.
jessicaiscool 0
thats sweet of you, its an understandable situation, no need to be all paranoid abt it lol.
aka_candy6 3
i agree with #1.
miaistheshit 0
karma will be veryyy nice to you :]
fmlfyl 1
@323 fcuk off, nobody needs your sobby life story, your opinion, or your hypocritical solution to why she can't reach. She's fat, end of story.. go back to church