Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML
Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
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purplekanc 24
One of the main risks of being tattooed so early in the pregnancy is the chance of an infection If your tattoo artist uses contaminated or dirty needles, you could be at risk of getting bloodborne infections, such as hepatitis B. A mother with hepatitis B can easily pass on the infection to her baby at birth. So in fact the author is not dumb he’s smart as hell for being concerned about his child.
gymgirl93 11
You do realise she got tattoos on her skin and not on her womb? Dumb asf..
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Lost Reggie 22
Hepatitis anyone?
gymgirl93 11
You do realise she got tattoos on her skin and not on her womb? Dumb asf..
purplekanc 24
One of the main risks of being tattooed so early in the pregnancy is the chance of an infection If your tattoo artist uses contaminated or dirty needles, you could be at risk of getting bloodborne infections, such as hepatitis B. A mother with hepatitis B can easily pass on the infection to her baby at birth. So in fact the author is not dumb he’s smart as hell for being concerned about his child.
The_Real_Cvh 10
Only if the tattoo is applied with a sword. And even then it would take multiple stabs to even try hit the “baby”. How big do you think a month old embryo is?
Crowned Sataness 12
the baby will be fine.. the chance of something happening because of the tattoo is never impossible but absolutely minute that tattoo on the other hand is going to be absolutely wrecked
poopface82 25
Unless you’re concerned that the tattoo is going to make your kid grow up to be a douchebag or a Taylor Swift fan or something, relax. If I were you, I’d be a little more concerned about how the tattoo looks after she gives birth and she’s already feeling like shite.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What's wrong with being a Taylor Swift fan? At least she's not as overrated as Beyoncé.
fishyrael 29
Her getting it on her stomach wouldn't be a problem, however, it's not a good idea to get a tattoo at ALL while you're pregnant because of the chance of blood contamination. Every tattoo I've ever gotten (all reputable places) had me confirm I wasn't pregnant before we began. The baby will proooobably be fine, but your girlfriend was being a little reckless.
cpguru24 18
A concern would be an infection, not the tattoo itself. Wait it out. You can be mad later if it turns out bad.