Today, I rang up a very rude customer. He was covered in cat hair and so were his reusable shopping bags. I’m very allergic to cats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while bagging at a grocery store, a customer had me use some canvas bags he'd brought with him. This wouldn't have been a problem had they not reeked strongly of cat piss. FML
Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML
Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML
Today, a customer brought his cat in to be euthanized. I told him to "have a nice day" as he was leaving. FML
Today, I’ve been threatened with a lawsuit for refusing to treat a patient. I had to refuse her because she brought a huge hairy dog with her that she falsely claimed was her service animal. Not only am I deathly allergic to dogs, the damn thing shat in my waiting room. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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RichardPencil 32
He was rude because he was covered in cat fur? That doesn't add up. You can't judge someone's manners by their cat hair load.
Hangryko 32
I used to work with someone who was constantly covered in dog hair. I feel your pain.
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Comments (4)
JackWood 21
Watch out don't get cat scratch fever!
RichardPencil 32
He was rude because he was covered in cat fur? That doesn't add up. You can't judge someone's manners by their cat hair load.
Hangryko 32
I used to work with someone who was constantly covered in dog hair. I feel your pain.
Laura-Marie Catmom 8
So the customer was rude for owning cats? Shockingly Op customers are allowed any pet they want regardless of your personal allergies cause shockingly the world doesnt revolve around you. I suppose you would hate me cause a animal rescue.
wicked.ella 4
The customer was probably rude but the cat hair just adds on to it