Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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Jellybones 0
To all the people saying she's a bitch for calling the lady obese and whatnot: Get the **** over yourselves. You would have been thinking the same exact thing. Even the obese lady knows she's disgusting. And, if you paid attention to anything that happens in the world, you would know that karma doesn't exist. So shut the **** up about that already. For all the people saying, "You're going to be that lady one day." Who the **** cares if she is? You know how I would feel if I was that old lady? Really shitty for the STRANGER who had to pull up my underwear. When I first read this, I thought to myself, "Now THIS is an FML." And then I click on to read the usually interesting comments and all I see is people whining about how the OP called an obese lady obese. Way to ruin a good FML. Go back to reading your whiny FML's like, "My boyfriend broke up with me. FML." Obviously, you cannot appreciate the level of disgustingness that pulling up an old, obese lady's panties entails. Thank you for the great FML, OP. I can't believe I just wasted my time writing all that when it'll probably just be moderated. I must be really bored.
dontlookat_this 0
Okay, kudos for being a good person for helping her, but what the hell? This is the WORST fml I've ever seen. Who cares if she was fat and old, she just needed help, for god sakes. You make me sick. You don't whine about this shit. I totally agree with # 148. I hope one day you're so fat you can't pull up your underwear and someone helps you with a grimace on their face.
DarkMirror 0
Extreme act of kindness. Their should be like some kind of trophy for what you did.
dontlookat_this 0
#155 How the **** do you know if we would be thinking that? Don't get all pissy on us because we're actually good people. We're not saying that it isn't disgusting, but we're just saying that this isn't something to whine about. And how do you know that she's disgusting? You don't know SHIT.
amandapurple 0
aww think about how sad it is to bee like that, youre a nice person for helping though:)
Jellybones 0
#159 I'd like to introduce you to basic math. Obese + Old = Disgusting. There will be a test on this.
mixedcalibaby 0
Oh great, so you help her out just to talk about her and belittle her later. How.....nice.
dontlookat_this 0
# 161. I'll ace it :) I hope you're like that when you get older. Then you might understand that you're not disgusting.
dontlookat_this 0
# 161. I'll ace it, bitch. I hope you're like that when you're older.
Grass1sGreener 0
it is always more important to do the right thing :) p.s. imagine how nervous you felt, and then imagine how she felt, she was probably mortified