Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML
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marie93uso 0
why is that bad?? it's a good song! I guess not good for a first date though
perdix 31
And after the third or fourth time, his cuteness layer peeled off and the creepy, deranged stalker was revealed. I'm sure you'll be "happy together" when chunks of you end up in his freezer.
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Comments (122)
jessxoxo28 5
lmao, thats so cheesy!
blastvortex 4
Today, I found that the date I had arranged to be annoying but didn't want to interrupt his fun even to ease my own suffering. IFML
kirky 0
did he get stiff and give you so much anal that u passed out naked bleeding?
tejg 0
20 minutes are not bad you probably heard it 3 times soo just suck it up
Invioletlight 0
It's more like F his life for trying to make a girl smile when all she does is complain. He truly deserves better than you!
DeathByFalchion 0
Next time, you can sing "One More Minute" by Weird Al over and over. I'm sure he'll get the message.
KurouTenshi 0
YDI for letting him get away with it! It really doesn't matter how cute anyone is, if you don't like their music, then ask to change it, or plug in your own music. FFS : Personally, I'd have combatted his music with "Burn it to the Ground" x) Yeeaah...
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
20 minutes on repeat of one song isn't that bad, that's like 5 or 6 times. yea it's annoying buy it was over soon enough. suck it up
gazelle_fml 0
ok personally I think it's sweeet because he was porbabbly trying to be romantic he thought he was doing a good job. don't judge. he was probaly trying to make the date worth while (:
neko_ceko 3
well its a good song LOL