Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
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Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML
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marie93uso 0
why is that bad?? it's a good song! I guess not good for a first date though
perdix 31
And after the third or fourth time, his cuteness layer peeled off and the creepy, deranged stalker was revealed. I'm sure you'll be "happy together" when chunks of you end up in his freezer.
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Comments (122)
B0SSAN0VACHICK 0
This is a fantastic song. One of my favorites, actually. Sure, it's a little strange to have the song on repeat the entire time, but it could just have been a favorite song of his. I can't see me lovin' nobody but you, for all my life When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue, for all my life... Now I'm going to listen to this song on repeat. For more than 20 minutes.
liveurlife512 0
was he a good singer?
jessiii_xo 0
lmfao thats sooo ****** wierd!
Mister_Imperfect 0
Its My favorite song i mean i really dont see how anythings wrong. it coulda been worse, like some loud rap song that has nothing but random words with a crappy beat
underpaid011 0
creeeeeepy run. fast.
anthraxcp 0
You TOTALLY deserve it for not liking Happy Together. The Turtles are the ******* shit.
SweetestSin 4
to the comment about it being a song by the Beatles, it's actually by the mama's and the papa's. op you should have requested a different song or possibly struck up a conversation. while the song is great, not for 20 minutes on repeat
derschadenfreude 5
no, it's by the Turtles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Together_(song)
rejectreality101 0
I feel your pain. Excepting the so-called "art" of Disney Channel tht song is probably one of the most annoying, not to mention the mist likely sing to get stuck in your head.
ily1210 10
i wouldve turned it off or said something?
beLegit 0
how is that an fml? it's a good song and he obviously was trying to impress you. wowww.
injoynit 0
For a first date and for 20 minutes straight?! yea that's weird! Any song for that long on repeat is too much. I like this song too but the guy is weird or maybe he was nervous.