Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML
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Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
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marie93uso 0
why is that bad?? it's a good song! I guess not good for a first date though
perdix 31
And after the third or fourth time, his cuteness layer peeled off and the creepy, deranged stalker was revealed. I'm sure you'll be "happy together" when chunks of you end up in his freezer.
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Comments (122)
Menick47 0
Dumpster: "Awhahahahaha! You just fell bitch! Damn! You got up. I am sick of you bitches puttin your shit in my mouth!" Then "boom!" it hits you in the face! In my mind YDI, cuz you shoulda saw it coming.
artssfreak 0
how is this fml? that's a great song
Six23 1
Lol, could he at least sing well? Next time, go in your car and sing any Taylor Swift song the whole way, and see how he reacts.
suksforu 0
o god whenever i hear that song it allways hets so stuck in my head
LemmingKingXXX 0
Maybe this'll clue you in that a person can be extraordinarily attractive, yet still be undateable. Personality is the top of the list, appearance can be important, but is a poor priority when it comes to choice.
Arcadia453 0
Well according to you he is "cute" so you obviously enjoyed it.
maddie1 0
it means he likes u and is happy with u this is not an fml
GailLeeRussell 2
This is no FML! You're date is a ******* win. Defenitly a keeper(:
Carlie_McCartney 1
HWHY IS THAT BAD?!?! first date or not, you CANNOT hate this song! It's one of my favourites! I love the Turtles
zfchatroulette 24
You can't just expect everyone to like all the same things you do. Also, it does not make me a bad person if I don't like that song either. Grow the **** up, just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them Satan.
missalice0306 19
He can obviously do better than you :)