Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML
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marie93uso 0
why is that bad?? it's a good song! I guess not good for a first date though
perdix 31
And after the third or fourth time, his cuteness layer peeled off and the creepy, deranged stalker was revealed. I'm sure you'll be "happy together" when chunks of you end up in his freezer.
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Comments (122)
iAlwaysYDI 0
YDI for judging a book by it's cover.
fabazing 0
at least he was cute right??? ;)
jaedukslifesucks 0
isnt that a korean song?
deadsrs 0
You obviously liked him enough to get into his windowless van... harharhar
steedy 0
yes, the guy is weird but this isn't really fml worthy.
justanotherhuman 21
abort, abort! I'm talking all-hands-abandon-ship-even-if-the-car-is-moving abort! FYL.
iBou_fml 4
i like simple-plan's "happy together" ;-)
The1gamer 14
weird
itsametaphorfool 0
LOL WHAT A CREEP
samantha_durano 6
how does that make him a creep?