Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML
Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
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Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really liked. He spent the whole time talking about his pet iguana and how it's the love of his life. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
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marie93uso 0
why is that bad?? it's a good song! I guess not good for a first date though
perdix 31
And after the third or fourth time, his cuteness layer peeled off and the creepy, deranged stalker was revealed. I'm sure you'll be "happy together" when chunks of you end up in his freezer.
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Comments (122)
ROFLsyrup 0
not an fml? that's ******* adorable
transcedental 18
Actually it is. 20 minutes? Meh, what's the big deal ffs.. the song is awesome. I would've joined T_T
MadeOfAwesome 1
I really like that song, but 20 minutes of ONE song is repeat is serious overkill. that would irritate me if not creep me out.
poptartsx 0
lol it totally is not
purplemnm 9
Imagine me and you, I do I think about you day and night, it's only right To think about the girl you love and hold her tight So happy together If I should call you up, invest a dime And you say you belong to me and ease my mind Imagine how the world could be, so very fine So happy together!
f_alltheirlives 3
Imagine me in you, I do I think about it day and night, you'r oh so tight To sex the girl you stalked so long and bury her right So happy together If I should dig you up, invest the time And you say you survived this long and ease my mind Imagine how unlikely that would be, it'd blow my mind I'm so sorry Heather!
SeedlessMe 13
Awesome. just ******* awesome ;-)
purplemnm 9
oh that's just sick...
Bubbles_OhcomeON 0
Thats an awesome song.
VanessaVander 2
how is this an fml?
dummydory 4
I don't think it's an FML, it's a good song and 20 minutes isn't so long
Craw25 0
that song is the shit!
eddles 0
ummm.... wow
sjp092 0
You should have joined in! How is this an FML?
Gobsnoglin 0
Run away!!!! That's just creepy. Once would have been cute, but on repeat is stalker-ish.
herooftime 0
So wait, listening to a song on repeat is stalkerish? Dear God, then we must all be stalkers from back when "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz was popular.
pegasus77 0
Its better than someone who is older than you forcing you to watch Hannah Montana for like 2 hours, and that was just someone I knew. I learned to bring my laptop in and watch shows there...