Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
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TrustStolen 16
I'm sorry op that sucks maybe you can contact her husband somehow
bahamit 18
Step 1. Download software for making invoices Step 2. Create an invoice/bill for the evening Step 3. Deliver bill to husband Step 4. Pop popcorn Step 5. Enjoy the show
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Comments (98)
Axel5238 29
That was probably her way of letting you down easy. Making a big show of the first date is in general a bad idea save that for someone you are in a relationship with. Also, even you didn't know it was a bad idea you can find out a ton of this stuff just by doing an internet search. There is no reason not to know like making a big proposal, dating friends or co workers and over doing on a first date that in general it doesn't end well.
Pee_hung 1
that blows
exile1120 2
tell husnand
spiNdraHekiLI 11
What a bitch.
drew60 11
****
Taelormarie101 7
That's pretty harsh... Dick move on her part.
martin8337 36
Your first mistake was taking a first date to an expensive restaurant. First dates, especially ones you met online, should be taken to somewhere like Appleby's or Chile's. Sucks thst she is married and not wanting an affair, she is just a user.
amylynxo 6
Thats terrible
Demonyx 6
Why do an expensive steakhouse for a first date with someone you obviously know nothing about, unless it just happens to be your favorite place to eat, or if you make enough money that it's not such a big deal if the date goes badly
Fou_Lou 20
If you havent payed dont pay for her. if you already have payed... that really sucks... Good thing im living i a country where splitting the bill is common.