Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.
TerAki 0
lol narcissism
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TerAki 0
lol narcissism
MisterKrayzie 0
hey, on the bright side at least you now know that theres a few hundred people that are willing to do ya. AND you'd get paid. Cha ching!
Nooneslooking 0
I think they were arguing that the other was prettier, not they they themselves were prettier than the other...
WIDRR 0
What an immature bitchy "friend"
Fall3nAngel 23
YTDI for arguing over such a stupid thing. That just proves how bitchy you both are. You should have seen it coming.
shadankium 1
says the one with fallen angel as there name... for real?
ThatNutellaTho 6
Btw Fallen Angel Is Also a Song By Black Veil Brides .-.
iluvuxinfinityn1 0
this isn't even an f my life, i'd think you'd have quite the ego boost! hope texting is free for you. hysterical though. change your number. haha
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.
420hiadventurer 0
interesting how it says "old" best friend...
Golden_fml 1
She might mean old by either that they're no longer friends, or that they've been friends for a while.
whereisbob_fml 0
u were that retarded to have an argument about how pretty u were............. jesus christ thats thick.....
WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa 1
I almost 100% sure that they were both blondes.
llSgtScopell 0
Haha well you know you always will have a fall back career.
666midnight 0
Least you won, something good came out of it =P
generalsmith2 0
you literally argued with your friend that you were prettier than she was? what is wrong with you?
Nooneslooking 0
I think they were arguing that the other was prettier, not that they themselves were prettier than the other!
kendrrraa10 2
That makes no sense.. Why would the bestfriend get mad if she was being called pretty?