Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
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TrustStolen 16
I'm sorry op that sucks maybe you can contact her husband somehow
bahamit 18
Step 1. Download software for making invoices Step 2. Create an invoice/bill for the evening Step 3. Deliver bill to husband Step 4. Pop popcorn Step 5. Enjoy the show
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Comments (98)
patd77 12
Wow what a bitch
RBW_Slave 9
Contact her husband and tell him she gave you a ******** for her meal..
therealtixe 8
Bitches do that breh.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Leave the bill for her to pay.
jodyl1 5
There is probably more to it. That was probably her way to say "thanks for the meal, but not interested". And this is precisely why I try to teach men to never go for the nice/expensive dinner too fast! Always keep the first few dates cheap n simple. If the chemistry is there, things take off. If not, no love and little cash lost. General rule: First date should never be more than $40. As I said, she could have said it to get the food n run and not be married, but in my dating experience lately myself, I get the ones offering ******** for nice dinners, or more for a cash exchange far more than someone to go out and get to know the right way. It's making me pretty f-ing jaded.
jthmtwin 16
I like the rule of less expensive dates to start, good way to gauge personality to see if spending more time is worth it.
Uuuuxc 7
i believe the term is *****
IAmzephyr 22
definitely should try to contact the husband if you can
garretto185 22
I do love the OP's name...
CydH 8
what a bitch. how can people be so ignorant and mean like that
evilamoebaattack 20
why ignorant?
jaydemonkey 6
She's a hoe!