Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
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TrustStolen 16
I'm sorry op that sucks maybe you can contact her husband somehow
bahamit 18
Step 1. Download software for making invoices Step 2. Create an invoice/bill for the evening Step 3. Deliver bill to husband Step 4. Pop popcorn Step 5. Enjoy the show
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Comments (98)
DonPandon 15
Find her husband and tell him: hey, your wide said you were paying for her meal, she didn't tell you? *grab popcorn*
Omniprism 15
Whoa. Some people are crazy and audacious. Let's hope she doesn't have children. Better luck on your next date.
morocho 4
never take a girl to an expensive {anything} on a first date.. they will abuse you after that.
elizacandle 29
what a bitch. **** women like that. they make it so that us ladies looking for men to date can't find any more
songofroyalty 6
I would have paid for my steak and left! **** that!
Ruffneck101 12
I would have asked for 2 cheques and paid my half, then called her out to 5 he staff as she tried to walk out.
inowhtthefoxsays 20
Op, you need to contact the police, the attorney general, your congressman, your credit card company, hell, maybe even the humane society. Your rights have been denied. Married, bitch, or not, this lady has violated your right to release via the ****** for Steak Dinner act passed in 1908. Seriously? Not saying her actions are right or even close to being cool, but maybe it was you and she didn't enjoy your company and couldn't think of a better way to get you to not call her. Either way, you got burned. Throw on some ointment, pull up your man pants and get back out there!!!
davek 36
Two can play at douche moves. Tell her husband.
clickme 17
I think it's pretty awesome of her. It only cost you one dinner and less emotional trauma than if she flat turned u down. She got a nice dinner out of it.
ysostupid 9
Just pay for your half then leave.