Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, when my date realised I have a daughter, her actual response was, "Ew." She then got up from our table and went and sat at the bar. By the time I paid my half (and only my half) of the bill, she was already glommed onto another guy at the bar with her hand on his thigh. FML
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DerrickJames 33
Boy, you can do much better than her.
facepalmtoomuch 8
She probably texted her friend to come and say that for her so she could go home and watch the season finale of Dexter.
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DerrickJames 33
Boy, you can do much better than her.
siickman 7
& then the girls wonder why they cant find a nice guy. .-.
VBjew 3
Girls like dirtbags. Not sure why they like guys who treat um like property but they do
etchsanity1 11
They like confidence the nice guys usually lack that trait while the A-holes have it in spades they don't actually like dirtbags and poor treatment normally they are responding to the cocky attitude that is close to confidence and security the timid nice guys are the ones who finish last plenty of girls are out there dating or married to confident nice guys
cristy91 33
Here's the thing with "dirt bags", they usually don't treat the girl bad at the beginning or, between the not nice moments, they do something really sweet which makes the relationship continue, so it's not that girls like bad guys for being bad, they like the nice bits. For the record, a lot of guys end up in the same sort of relationship with bad girls. That being said, as you get older and more educated, these occurrences tend to decrease.
MDTeddy 13
This is why Girls never find anyone. They get told they are with a horrible person so to find someone else if they even find someone else. They had a chance to be with someone because they are single and will never know if it was actually worth it.
bobbington9298 10
Did anybody else read this comment and the FML in a stereo-typical black women's voice?
Harpy20 24
72- that was really the only way it could be read. I reread it twice to make sure I wasn't just being biased. There was definitely some "urban" influence there.
testestestes123 4
Did u really get a mike Tyson tatt on your face. DB alert. Good luck with that
dachayke 16
That has to be the best reply i've seen in my life.
camsterjoe 12
That hurts, but don't worry, you don't deserve someone that shallow. And hey, you get her leftovers!
facepalmtoomuch 8
She probably texted her friend to come and say that for her so she could go home and watch the season finale of Dexter.
teyyoshi 19
I think so.you arent the one for her
teyyoshi 19
I think so
teyyoshi 19
I think so
0RedPenguin0 8
26, 27, 30 - What the hell are you doing?
rotflqtms_ 21
I have finals 2 days in a row, so no tv since Thursday...Or was it Wednesday? Lemme make sure I recorded that... Don't hate on Dexter!!! ~He's nice... Well other than the little stabbing and killing he does... But that's just a minor flaw.~ ;)
nictransitglory 4
If she left the date to go home and watch the finale of Dexter, then at least OP can take comfort in knowing they will BOTH be disappointed tonight.
SApprentice 34
Don't let it get you down, at least now you know before you put any more effort into her. She's obviously very shallow, and not worth your time.
AndreKanaan 6
it was a set up... it was part of their plan to get free dinner
jelly713 19
Yup, that sounds too planned out to be real. The date should have already left or bailed if he was so much "less attractive" than her. I doubt she was that hot herself.
bfsd42 20
52, *low
Jkolbly 11
I would have stopped the girl who came up to you, looked her dead in the face, and say "I hope you plan to pay for my meal for ruining my date."
comment11111 39
interesting idea.
Feverrotes 15
Stand up, look around the rest of the restaurant, nod, say "we can all do better than her," drop a stack of Benjamin Frankins on the table, and walk out like a boss.
tyc1384 3
Haha b
tyc1384 3
*best comment ever
tyc1384 3
@ #6 Best comment ever
danielhartlesss 13
Haha I like your mindset.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Her loss, OP. Keep your head up!
redbluegreen 41
If she was that easily swayed, it probably wasn't going to work out anyway. Think of it as a blessing in disguise.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Good point. :) Now at least we won't be wasting anymore time with her.
maz95 17
She obviously wasn't the right one for you, you know that now
1dvs_bstd 41
Ouch... wow that was plain rude... the both of them should be couples with shallow lives and personalities.