Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
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TrustStolen 16
I'm sorry op that sucks maybe you can contact her husband somehow
bahamit 18
Step 1. Download software for making invoices Step 2. Create an invoice/bill for the evening Step 3. Deliver bill to husband Step 4. Pop popcorn Step 5. Enjoy the show
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Comments (98)
Parvati48 15
Clever name OP lol. That really sucks though, sorry to hear that. She is a bitch for doing that to you. :/
Zwizewon 5
No sympathy for this one my friend. In this day and age you should know better than to play big spender on the first date. Go for Starbucks and see if round two is in the cards, then break out the plastic if and when she shows. Still, low class ho"s like that play us like a cheap fiddle: string you along until a newer, shinier model catches her eye, then she'll take your bow and leave you holding the rosin! (figuratively speaking) If you took any "selfies" maybe forward one along with a professional sounding note, complete with a bill for the evenings services and message on how much you enjoyed helping her to file the divorce papers and the sooner the better if she wants to take her husband for everything he owes. ?
Arcanel 18
damn man ! Can't trust these females these days apparently. My friends and I always say there are more good dudes out there than there are good women these days. Keep your head up brother !
dfair1987 16
Sorry that happened to you but if anything is to be learned keep the first couple of dates cheap but fun.
RandomMishaps 14
And that's what is wrong with the world
differentadi 13
Ooooooooh my gosh. That sucks dude
LadyTyger51ne 8
I am so sorry. That sucks!
WasabiMars 21
It could be worse OP. You could've been the husband. Just be glad you're not married to some gold-digging, two-timing b*tch.
esta_fml 7
I'm so sorry that happened to you. It's hard enough to put yourself out there and assholes like that have to ruin it.
crandel 11
Yet another example of why you should NEVER pay for a woman on a date. If she actually wanted to spend time with you, she'd pay for her own damn food.
NavyWife9299 5
Hey who said that's why a woman is with you all the time im fine getting steak and shake and chilling at home watching movies. Its nice to once and a while splurge on the big dinners but for me not seeing my husband all the time makes me value just being with him. Not all women are bitches and it is normal for the first date to be paid for just keep it cheap
Fou_Lou 20
But not everywhere. Where i live (not in the US) its normal to split the bill. I would never pay the whole bill for a date either and would be seriously surprised if my date would silently assume that that is the case.