Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
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Top comments
TrustStolen 16
I'm sorry op that sucks maybe you can contact her husband somehow
bahamit 18
Step 1. Download software for making invoices Step 2. Create an invoice/bill for the evening Step 3. Deliver bill to husband Step 4. Pop popcorn Step 5. Enjoy the show
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Comments (98)
clawei51 11
Feel bad for her husband...
pete9913 23
If you picked her up sit down and have a chat with her husband when you drop her off. If not, follow her home.
ihartmytdi 23
Should've made a scene, women love that kind of stuff!
timeconsuming 5
It could be worse. You could be the poor guy that is married to her
BlindlyWandering 17
hey, if she's used you for a meal, imagine what she uses HIM for. Bet he gets about as much thanks that you did.
agghhh 7
Wow. Wonder where her husband is for this, sorry it had to happen to you OP.
devildog562 33
He's off with his sexratary. They had something else in mind to eat for dinner . At least I hope... Sleaze deserves sleaze.
orbit 22
He is waiting for her to bring home the leftovers.
evilamoebaattack 20
doggie bags FTW
chuka81 27
Free food, everybody wants it.
ladyg228 15
Just leave and let the waiter know she was responsible for the bill
cyberI7 13
One meal not to bad, at least you enjoyed the company. Good thing it wasn't expensive jewelry or I am pregnant! Run forest! Run!
evilamoebaattack 20
we don't even know if he enjoyed her company. and one meal of approximately 90 dollars is a steep price to pay
BlindlyWandering 17
something tells me that if she is a big enough bitch to pull something like this, then she isn't very enjoyable company. At least he only got taken that once though, she could have kept stringing him along to get more.
badblaby 8
there's more to the story here.
worldclassrager 41
Well I wonder what her husband will do with you...
patd77 12
I bet he would have came to dinner too.