Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
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Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?
Callyn 47
You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.
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Comments (237)
DameGreyWulf 1
You know, even if that wasn't her, you've made yourself out to be a judgemental ass. You have no idea how your blind date, had that not been her, would feel about saying something like that. And as 125 said, " [..] it could have been ANY woman at the park, not just one you dreamed up" so there's a good possibility already that maybe your date wasn't a broom pole... You got to test the waters before jumping in.
acowgoesmoo 0
#23 made me piss myself!!!
triplethreat13 0
Judgmental bastard.
shootingstar8D 0
Where did u meet her? Ehormony??
Daaniellee1234 8
Did you akwardly look at her after her phone beeped. Or did you kinda glance that way and make a dash for it? Either way, YDI 100%.
scorpioserpent 1
#23 I just can't stop laughing!
scorpioserpent 1
If she was fat enough to be a good landmark, I'm sure she would already know that she is fat...Hopefully she's not too sensitive.
blackjhoras 0
umm kk, so my thoughts, are.... im not against fat people, but i run make sure i have a decent diet, i understand that it's harder for somepeople to keep the weight down, but there's a point when someone just "lets them selfs go" .... sooo if someone lets go of themselfs, then screw them.... while i do amit this was a rather harsh way of putting it, lets say this guy works keeps his weight down, and then this girl just dons't eat bad, all that, well then i think he has a right to be a little pissed, but u can be polite
fmh123 0
holy shit you r dumb
blackjhoras 0
hey why the hate