Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
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Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?
Callyn 47
You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.
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Comments (237)
allmidnighteyes 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
more cushion fo' dat pushinn' what whattt
greenbeny48 0
idiot
xCrackerx 3
Built for comfort, not for speed.
FML_Add1cT 0
thats retarded, fat people are nasty as shit
SummerTime98 0
HAHAHA WIN!
wazdog 4
Why are people saying the poster is mean by mentioning the girl is fat? He was just making it easier for his date to find him. Isn't "fat" just a description of a person's weight? It's the sensitive people who make "fat" an offensive word.
wingedspiritus 0
If the OP is saying it's an FML, it's because he is obviously giving the word "fat" an offensive meaning. Perhaps you shouldn't act as being naive..
Naufrage_fml 0
Fat is not attractive. Don't say that just so fat people can feel good about themselve. They are ugly, but the good news is, they can do something about it :)
withsexyresults 0
That's hilarious that all these people are getting downvoted by fatties for telling the truth. No, being overweight or obese is not attractive in the least, it makes you look like you don't care about your health or appearance, and it makes you look lazy too.
aguywithapanda 10
well you must go to school in the south you chubby chaser
SnayUnicornPower 0
Marilyn Monroe was a size 16....
amymax13 0
agreed.
amymax13 0
thats not nessesarily true. And you could have chosen some better words to say that. As one of those "fatties" you so eloquently mention, it takes me a lot more time to lose weight than most people. I have to work a lot harder than most. And some of these girls may have a biological disorder that causes them to naturally gain weight. And of course, some could just plain be happy and proud of who they are. Just choose your words a little better next time, mm'kay, pumpkin?
RKftw 0
fat people are unattractive. you just go to a school with fat people and have nothing else to choose from
reyemrein 0
This isn't an FML. It is actually a good thing because he didn't have to sit through a date with someone who he doesn't find attractive. And I agree with everyone else who says fat people aren't attractive. It is disgusting and if you do think it's attractive, than you have an awful fettish. Fat people are the one group of people that it is okay to make fun of based on their appearence because they choose to be fat ( except for a really small minority of people with medical conditions ).
iownyou777 0
fake
peaceSUCKAh 0
yeah haven't you guys ever seen Shallow Hal
PatRme 9
yeah, like me. people, when you make fun of other, people, wether it be their weight or whatever, it makes you sound so immature. lots more immature than fat people
PatRme 9
im sure he could've just said, "im sitting next to the girl on the bench.". and the way that he, ya know, put this in this websight shows that said it in an offensive way
starberries 0
She actually wasn't, but that's a popular myth.
UnluckyChicka 0
nice one bastard
nic7973 23
yup!
celiiceegee 6
Which is now an equivalent to a size 4
countingstairs 16
To all the people saying "Fat is gross" or "Fat is ugly" you're idiots.. People can be fat and pretty.
zuka 7
Shut up asshole. Why don't u try being fat! Some people struggle.
weezypanda420 22
I really hope she slapped him..
Bayans0207 4
#341 sweetheart no one deserves to be made fun of. doesn't matter if it was their fault or not, plus how would you know which of those 'fat' people have a condition that makes them fat. so please consider not being a ******* dick for once in your life and live by the words of Ellen degeneres and " be kind to one another" because doing that won't actually kill you or make anyone else want to kill themselves
cheese1756 0
3rd!
tenniskettle 0
haha bad luck, feel bad for her. Obviously YDI
Michael_92 20
Wow are you serious? That quick to judge a person...what a idiot.
bellebe1998 16
#379 I think you sir, are the idiot.
kirbz 0
NEVER go in blind dates :P bad things happen
Alex_DeLarge 0
Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?
alex_vik 1
He was just letting his date know what landmark he was closest to.
Callyn 47
You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.
themaintroll 0
YDI for sitting in a bench
gigi37 0
Fail..unless he's Shadowcat..
RaidenXS 0
would you rather have him sit on the floor? what if they were meeting on the bench?
Brooksyp88 0
10- What the hell is wrong with you?
dudeman1212 22
How could he possibly sit IN the bench. Explain to me.........
thisishilarious 0
#2 is a fat chick and its ok man, it was a blind date. **** that waste of time and go get hammered for half what the manatees meal woulda cost you
dfcmrf 0
hope you had fun with the porky :D