Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be my cousin's ex. Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it. We spent the entire dinner avoiding eye contact and pretending not to know each other. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
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Top comments
TaniasaysFMLL 15
It's okay, OP. She doesn't deserve you! You'll find someone soon!(:
mackdeezy 22
That's just low. Find someone better than her. Least your friends meant well.
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Comments (73)
TaniasaysFMLL 15
It's okay, OP. She doesn't deserve you! You'll find someone soon!(:
Shredder2 5
Agreed. You need someone who appreciates you. :)
alexwow1 13
This isn't the first time I've heard about this
jonnyapples 7
I appreciate youuuu
TxCountryBeauty 10
Are you kidding??? Look at his user name he called her a c*nt... No guy deserving of a good woman would ever call a female that.
Zaros_fml 24
He would if she's being a ****. Honesty is a good quality.
mackdeezy 22
That's just low. Find someone better than her. Least your friends meant well.
buddy51 23
Truly, OP, count your blessings. Be glad she left!! This date started off terribly and could only have gotten worse. Next she would have tried to get you to believe you were her brother or gotten her bad ass grandmother to ambush you with a pool cue! You're better off without her!! Keep your head up, be proud, and don't ever date women who are nauseated at the sight of you!!
TheCamoWulf 17
You're right about this date being a disaster and to find someone who doesn't judge OP's by their looks,but WTF is with the rest of your comment?
truesarrif 33
a reference to another fml.
TheCamoWulf 17
Oh wow I feel stupid now XD I remember that FML
buddy51 23
Bad ass grammaw gonna open a can of whoop ass on you for forgetting her!!
TheCamoWulf 17
Oh I'm terrified
br00kr 22
I feel so sorry for you OP. you deserve somebody a lot better.
JACKxRAWR 22
Eh, **** her. If she didn't like you from the off then there was no point in wasting your time on her. Find someone that likes you for who you are and you'll be far happier for it. Happy hunting man.
Zambowi 15
LOL what? I think a polite "I'm not interested" would have sufficed on her behalf.
courtz94 24
There's a nice way to decline a date, and there's a rude way. Most people choose the rude way, why? To be assholes. Most people don't care how they treat other people. Don't worry about it OP, just move on.
cristy91 33
I know of some people who (in their younger and less mature days) would choose the rude way since it's easier to see someone angry than sad. I would say OP's "date" took this way too extreme, though
kder0aeon 9
who knows maybe she was trying and jus decided not to go through with it. if ur not attracted then ur not attracted. sometimes u can tell off the bat if there's chemistry or not. stil fml.
xx000o 27
Whatever her age is, her mental age is about a decade behind.
someguy314159265 15
What if she's 57?
xlord 27
Maybe she has a fetish for ugly people and incest?
Risho96 10
... Not even in Alabama.
cottoncandymango 17
What an airhead of a girl she was. I'm actually glad that the "date" didn't pursue into anything more.
feldco1 17
Forget her if she's not mature enough to finish the date and get to know you. You're better off