Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy who insisted we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling wary of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was there for less than an hour. FML
Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend had an appointment he had to wait months for, after he finally agreed to try to figure out what's making him so tired all the time. He slept through it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
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Takegami 22
YDI. No serious if you can’t tell what’s was wrong with this while you were writing it I shouldn’t have to explain it to you.
Chazzster 32
That’s real life sometimes - Not as good as you imagine. OP - Sorry it wasn’t what you imagined. It would have been less awkward if it was closer to your home - You could have left if you wanted to. I suggest you stick closer to home. At least that way there is less time and expense invested if it does not work out. I simply do not believe in long distance relationships unless it’s temporary and you already have an in-person history before the separation. It’s too easy to avoid uncomfortable truths from a distance and then when you do get together it’s disappointing. Do not give up, you will find someone for you but you may have to either adjust your expectations or readjust yourself in some way if you are having trouble in dating and relationships. Dating is a lot like job interviews - The chances of finding a great job on the first interview is slim. You have to keep trying while you polish your skills at presenting yourself and at checking out the situation.
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fde2blknimout 18
I hope the foreplay was amazing
fde2blknimout 18
He must have done something right since you were too tired to drive home
Emma Marshall 19
Or the fact that it's 3 hours drive...
Tim Carver 9
hun... if the sex was that bad I wouldnt say... especially if it's a small twin bed
fde2blknimout 18
I think you were uncomfortable because he came IN first.
Chazzster 32
That’s real life sometimes - Not as good as you imagine. OP - Sorry it wasn’t what you imagined. It would have been less awkward if it was closer to your home - You could have left if you wanted to. I suggest you stick closer to home. At least that way there is less time and expense invested if it does not work out. I simply do not believe in long distance relationships unless it’s temporary and you already have an in-person history before the separation. It’s too easy to avoid uncomfortable truths from a distance and then when you do get together it’s disappointing. Do not give up, you will find someone for you but you may have to either adjust your expectations or readjust yourself in some way if you are having trouble in dating and relationships. Dating is a lot like job interviews - The chances of finding a great job on the first interview is slim. You have to keep trying while you polish your skills at presenting yourself and at checking out the situation.
TxKitten79 10
I met my current husband in an online forum. We spent a lot of time talking and video chatting before we met.l in person. We lived nearly 400 miles apart. I STILL live 400 miles away during the week. By the time I graduate from college in December and move home, we'll have been doing this long distance thing for almost three years. Does it suck? Absolutely. But it's absolutely worth it when it's the right person.
tounces7 28
See, sorry to be a debby downer - but until you actually live with them full time, you can't be all that sure it's the right person yet. Being a good partner 2 days a week or whatnot is far easier than doing it 24/7.
fde2blknimout 18
Its hard to get it back up with a woman in desperate need of sex is starring at your penis with her arms crossed and checking her watch. Next time give him a show. Sorry no finger emojis for this
Rabite 28
A show? You think 30 seconds of confusion is worth anything at all?
tibtak 20
Suck it up.
Takegami 22
YDI. No serious if you can’t tell what’s was wrong with this while you were writing it I shouldn’t have to explain it to you.
Emma Marshall 19
She deserves it for having sex? Okay....
Razell 13
You know what they call a man who drives three house for nookie with a woman he's only known online for two weeks? <i>Desperate. Try-hard. Creeper.</i> Sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose.
ImminentDisaster 12
They were talking for a couple of months, not weeks, if that makes a difference to you.
EmDizzle2007 28
be careful there with that common sense.
RichardPencil 32
He just not that Into you.
wanted_2_want 40
That’s what she said !!
Chazzster 32
One more hint - Nothing restores the male member like a ********.
RichardPencil 32
When one is trying to seduce an online acquaintance, one doesn’t discuss one’s tendency toward premature ejaculation. Or so I’ve heard.