Today, my girlfriend watched my favorite show for the first time and was really crazy about this one character. She said she wanted a man like him. The man of my girlfriend's dreams is a fictional gay guy who robs drug dealers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
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Chazzster 32
It could be worse - If she found someone exactly like her heart throb he’s not going to be interested in her romantically… But seriously, most people have their fantasies regardless of if they acknowledge them to others or not. There is nothing wrong with that. You should consider it a positive sign that girlfriend felt close enough to you to tell you this. If she had a fantasy about someone more attainable like a neighbor or your brother then it would be cause to worry… Just let it slide by, don’t obsess over this or throw it back at her. Maybe in the future you might want to tell girlfriend one of your fantasies - But remember how you felt about this and try to avoid making her feel bad.
RichardPencil 32
It's pretty simple -- you can start robbing drug dealers now and work on how to pull off the "fictional" and "gay" things later.
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RichardPencil 32
It's pretty simple -- you can start robbing drug dealers now and work on how to pull off the "fictional" and "gay" things later.
Chazzster 32
It could be worse - If she found someone exactly like her heart throb he’s not going to be interested in her romantically… But seriously, most people have their fantasies regardless of if they acknowledge them to others or not. There is nothing wrong with that. You should consider it a positive sign that girlfriend felt close enough to you to tell you this. If she had a fantasy about someone more attainable like a neighbor or your brother then it would be cause to worry… Just let it slide by, don’t obsess over this or throw it back at her. Maybe in the future you might want to tell girlfriend one of your fantasies - But remember how you felt about this and try to avoid making her feel bad.
tiptoppc 21
Use this opportunity to indulge her. Instead of thinking of it as a pain in the ass, get the same outfit, try to nail down the acting, and bring that shit into the bedroom. Just because people role play fantasies, doesn’t mean they are gunning for the real thing, but you will make her day/week/month/year for taking time to emulate it and let her fulfill it. Kudos if you use powder sugar in dime bags to mimic the drug part (in your home, don’t take that shit to the streets, it’s actually illegal in several places to sell fake narcotics even if they are just disguised as one). This is an opportunity to win points. If fantasies were that bad, many people would be arrested for sexual assault of their step sisters!