Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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Top comments
more4me 27
Dislike! Kidding. I hope you walked out.
CallMeWindSock 24
Does she also say "LOL" out loud?
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Comments (92)
RogueWarrior869 23
Oh, wow. That is highly annoying. Hopefully the next time around you'll be on a date with someone that doesn't do that and is not that annoying.
martin8337 36
Maybe unfriend this person.
vikky538 29
#tweetjunky...
ELoni_fml 25
Run for the hills
ScottVining 21
For some reason this depresses me greatly
LostInTheZone11 29
Run fast. Run far.
itsjusttofunny 8
sickening. must retweet!
ShitHappen_fml 15
Retweet #FYL
darryaz 9
If you stayed to the end of the date you're a kind person. I would've ditched the bitch like yesterday's garbage.
Tawnkat 13
You probably still have yesterday's garbage all over the floor of your shack.
Zebediabolical 45
I don't really see that much of a problem. If it's truly annoying you, mention it. If you don't get along, don't date her again. Unless the hotness:annoyance ratio is slanted to the left. In which case, run away because hot chicks shouldn't need blind dates unless they're broken.