Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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Top comments
more4me 27
Dislike! Kidding. I hope you walked out.
CallMeWindSock 24
Does she also say "LOL" out loud?
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Comments (92)
worldclassrager 41
Looks like a got a real twitter ***** here... (ancient YouTube video)
Tawnkat 13
That is so ******* stupid... Women that do that have no class and probably still sleep with babydolls and pink unicorn plushes.
WasabiMars 21
With those replies from your blind date you guys must have had a very interesting conversation. *rolls eyes*
pptm 13
Unfollow and Finish
GalaxyShots 21
Kill it with fire!
kenzie_gauche 12
How old are you 13
jlnotary 33
Run, run as fast as you can.
imbatmanfir 15
Well at least you found out soon, dodged a bullet there.
whensatanstrikes 12
There is this girl at my job doing exactly the same. Everybody hates her.
GrinchFu1 27
Hopefully that date ended with an #uppercut.