Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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sn24swim 13
if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP
tj4234 36
For the record, I like quiche.
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Geckosrock99 33
I would have thanked him for the correction. Before today, I've never seen "quiche" written, so I probably would have pronounced it the same way.
iAmPaul 49
That makes no sense. If you've never seen it written, that means you've only heard/said it, so you'd know it's pronounced "keesh". Once you see "quiche" written down, it's not at all a far stretch of the imagination to draw the conclusion that the spoken "keesh" is written "quiche".
ziggysmommy201 10
I've heard people say quiche before, but the first time I read it out loud I pronounced it kwee-chay. Me and my husband still laugh about it!
Cassandra2015 21
If something so simple as correcting someone on the pronunciation of a word pisses one off, then the date wasn't meant to be , consider it as a positive one for you .
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Pro tip: Always use your left hand
wakemeupplease 21
I think you made a choice which hand is gonna be!
2_Fn_funny 6
not only are you shallow but to think you are going to to get lucky because you took your blind date to a restaurant. hope your hand cramps up OP
JKPwnage 27
Are you really that shallow? Everyone knows you don't **** on the first date.
laden_swallow09 35
Not SUPPOSED to, anyway.
angeluscado 15
If she gets upset about something like that, perhaps it's best if your hand is the one keeping you company. Also, who doesn't like quiche? Flaky crust, eggs, cheese, other stuff (love ham/bacon, but that's just me)
xthealanx 8
Personally, it sounds like you dodged a bullet
hoosiergirl94 31
She was an idiot anyway
j11a01 16
First date? Shouldn't been expecting to hook up anyways. But future reference: she was right you were wrong. She is always right.
JKPwnage 27
Clearly not. She's wrong and so are you.
j11a01 16
Even if you're right. SHE will always be right. Win the fight or win the girl? Lot to learn for you.
Chaosin 18
Well, as a female myself. I'd rather be corrected on something than be treated like I'm always right. Just saying. (;
Cebolamole 13
Well, nice dodge, though.