Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s who had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies' changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML
Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
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Top comments
Jonny005 0
Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???
IloveFML101 0
Who masturbates in a storage room?
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Comments (81)
Jonny005 0
Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???
drewbell 0
baha!
TheTerenity 9
So someone has figured out my comment...
tbeaun 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What's the matter? Are you so out of shape that you don't have enough lung power to blow up that instant girlfriend with the 'really surprised' look on her face...you know, the one your family gave you for graduation so they wouldn't have to listen to you screaming out your own name during your solitary extacy??
NoahStaz 3
You seem to know a lot about those. Past or present experience with them?
sutianneli 13
By the looks of it, future too
Cantexplain1234 0
Hey guys hold on a sec....(later) hey dude where were you, why are you all sweaty? (security-camera-watcher comes in.) ya'll dont wanna know
dorworters 9
I like how you assume the security camera watcher is black lmao
IloveFML101 0
Who masturbates in a storage room?
chuck_yams 0
cuz he works at a butter factory
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
*Raises her hand* Although, I keep it in the bathroom.
Boomi 39
Exactly! Especially at work!
pinkfrenchrose 5
Must be pretty lonely to do that in a storage room... O_O
becauseican 0
lmao wow. lonely indeed.
super_sooshi 0
Is your job THAT boring?
xMooMoox 0
Lol at #5, 6, and 8 Why would you do it in the storage room? Why not atleast the bathroom? Its illegal to put cameras there at least!
will90 5
Couldn't wait til you got home...?
hobo_lowbo 0
mmmm #10 is cute, how bout you and me hit the storage cupboard
davidcassoa 0
#2 WHAT???