Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, it's the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
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Top comments
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why would you wear something so precious while mud wrestling? D:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Dude, gettin dirty always ends in guilt ;)
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Comments (67)
whiterabbit420 4
Op is an idiot. Who takes anything valuable to a mud bog?!
dukefan302 4
It's mine now :p
himynameischeese 6
dudet!!! your not smart
Cartera 10
The irony here is unbelievable. ??
123jade456 0
oh someones in trouble
ostrich13 0
Ostriches are my favorite animal!!!!!
sensoon15 7
Someone could've snatched it off your finger while wrestling or you could've lost it in the mud. Say you took it off and misplaced it, or run and buy one that looks the same.
Ugi 27
I don't think the OP will be replacing it - when this FML was in moderation the value of the ring was there, and it's eye-watering.
perdix 31
If some guys saw your ****, it was totally worth it! For them, of course. You, on the other hand, are screwed. You're going to have to explain to your mom how you lost a family treasure while engaging in exhibitionist **** behavior.
taquitosupremo 0
hope the fun was worth it!
Muwahaha_fml 4
YDI you shouldve known better than to wear it there.
haileypaige123 0
holy shit I did the same exact thing! like legit. weird yo...
missyj0 12
Cool story, bro.
goshpeople 4
#21, don't listen to her. I appreciate hearing about people's experiences that relate to the FML in question. It was a stupid comeback on her part, and irritatingly unoriginal besides.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Thank you 44! Unoriginality drove me to insanity. You hear that? It's all YOUR fault unoriginal trolls. Yeah. Looks like i got the last laugh though.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Perhaps you could've taken it off right before you started? YDI for not having a priority.