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elguapo3745 Louisville, United States

Today, I was woken by the sound of music coming from my living room at 1:30 am. My cat had managed to turn on the stereo and turn the volume all the way up. Just as I fell asleep again, there was a knock at the door. The police showed up about a noise complaint. FML

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elguapo3745 16

I havent even met my neighbors, now i dont want to

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Tripartita 45

Nice! Normally, just Sting shows up in response to noise complaints made against me, so it's cool that you get the whole band.

Starshrek 11

Tell the the truth and hope they believe you.... Just kidding you're ******

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Comments (61)

peach0934 6

Were you able to explain the situation to them?

Starshrek 11

Tell the the truth and hope they believe you.... Just kidding you're ******

askullnamedbilly 33

Dunno how it is in the US, but here the police showing up for a noise complaint is relatively harmless unless they have to come back because you didn't turn the volume down after they told you to. I'm assuming that since OP was trying to go to sleep, they turned up to a completely silent house, so OP should be fine.

desbuhbear 22

Sounds like a cat-astrophy

Welshite 40

OP can't be feline happy about it.

DraconicFeline 31

People...must we do this *every* time there's an FML with a cat in it?

Sansational_ 18

Unmeowtedly.

tomvertigo 17

Yes, #12. Yes we do.

maryoo7 11

i dont think my cat did it is going to work

Googolman 29

Unfortunately, "My cat did it" doesn't sound like a good excuse.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Tell your cat to quit pussyfooting around, damn it!

Tripartita 45

Nice! Normally, just Sting shows up in response to noise complaints made against me, so it's cool that you get the whole band.

KayDee29 31

I see what you did there.

PePziNL 20

I guess he is watching you witch every step you take?

Hunter_the_Ninja 22

It's really sad that a large portion of this community doesn't understand this reference :/

tomvertigo 17

Lucky you, I just get a tribute act.

1991stealth 21

Sting showed up at my house once. I had to tell him don't stand so close to me, but he said he was just so lonely since Roxanne left.

wanted_2_want 40

Blame it on the pussy.

Stooby61 18

Pussy whipped!

Joe36_fml 17

Looks like your cat throws a hell of a party when you're asleep.

Brandi_Faith 34

If he does this while you're in the house, just imagine the things he does when you're at work!