Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
What do you know? Contrary to popular belief, guys aren't in fact perpetually horny. Crazy, I know. But seriously, the sooner you stop taking this stuff personally, the happier your life will be.
arano 29
I don't know why women expect us to stop what we are doing just because you're walking around half naked. We have other things we enjoy besides sex.
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Dave_Davington 34
What do you know? Contrary to popular belief, guys aren't in fact perpetually horny. Crazy, I know. But seriously, the sooner you stop taking this stuff personally, the happier your life will be.
CliffyB03 28
I love you lol. I hate how so many women believe that. It's so annoying.
Pycnogonida 16
If he wasn't in the mood, that's fine, but not being in the mood doesn't make it okay for someone to just ignore their partner. There are kind, respectful ways get the idea across that "I'm in the middle of something, but I value you and would like to spend some time with you when I'm done", and a head pat is not one of them.
TMO2142 25
I wanna know what game it is.
Ladisa 28
I expect it's CS:GO, since that's what the username says.
BLDYRBBT 16
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive For those that can't abbreviate or use the Google Machine. Just a guess anyway based off the OP's choice for a name.
vmss4 6
Probably csgo, that's what I get from op's username anyways
lukian_fml 29
CS: GO isn't exactly a new game though!
DeadxManxWalking 27
it's new to him
TheShlongDong 4
Makes since because it's so much fun and obsessing
TMO2142 25
sorry guys i didnt see the username
Rodgerdodger17 15
To #27. Games don't have to be new, there has be be a replay ability factor, which csgo has
JustEco 6
He was probably in a competitive match
arano 29
I don't know why women expect us to stop what we are doing just because you're walking around half naked. We have other things we enjoy besides sex.
soulreaper12296 28
And to add to the fact that if the rolls were switched everyone would be saying the guy is just being horny and wanting to have sex because he's a guy, and being selfish for complaining that his GF didn't want to take part in it.
9a_z1 11
I don't know, personally if my husband went to all the effort of prancing around in sexy underwear to divert me from my computer, I'd probably consider him deserving of my attention.
MandieL 27
Putting on sexy underwater and. Tank top does not take any effort.
9a_z1 11
Might not for you, not everyone has sexy underwear coming out of their ears though, some of us spend 99% of our time in boring old grey boxers.
MandieL 27
I have zero sexy underwear, but it takes the same amount of effort to buy sexy underwear and put it on as it does to buy regular underwear and put it on.
9a_z1 11
Not where I live, sexy underwear requires a special shopping mission whereas bog standard stuff can be bought anywhere. Besides, you're completely ignoring the prancing, that takes buckets of effort.
Soulphur 6
please don't act like guys don't do this to girls all the time. I can't tell you how many times I've had an impromptu dick in my face courtesy of my boyfriend
delichick 27
Guys are pretty serious about their computer games and tv - guess youre lucky you got the pat on the head and half smile...if I did that to any guy Ive dated Id have been eating shit for days for interrupting
NameUrPriceTool 7
Who watches TV anymore?
delichick 27
Im sure some do - even if you dont
Pycnogonida 16
That's sad. You should date better people.
ambeerr 14
if your partner isn't in the mood, it's fair enough for him to turn you down. guys' sex drives aren't always as high as we think they are.
opopopop 4
I completely agree but I was just bummed he barely talked to me all day because of a game, but it's okay and we're all good lol
kbecks87 16
He patted her on the head!!! A 'I'm not in the mood' is fine...he patted her on the head!
DarkStorm2Bad 14
I know it's pretty much already been said, but if he's not in the mood, he's not in the mood. Plus, we can't just turn our sex drives on and off like a light switch. Put yourself in your boyfriend's position: if you were in the middle of a hobby (particularly part of it that is new to you and that you've been anticipating for quite a while), and he went to get your attention wearing, for example, nothing but a dickie-bow, what would you say?
NotCollegeBound 17
I'm pretty sure most women wouldn't give him a pat on the head and instead acknowledge the fact that he tried.
tygerarmy 35
Timing is everything. I'm sure there are plenty of times your boyfriend will be in the mood and you won't be. Try again later.
Atmey 5
Undies and tank top might be a bit too little of indicator for some guys, I know I wouldn't get it.
Helldemon 32
To be fair, the pat on the head makes it sound like he knew and was kind of saying good effort? Otherwise those gestures seem a little odd to do, at least to me.
asm9296 3
Bet you didn't actually say you wanted sex though. I bet he was supposed to know just because you touched his shoulder or something.
Helldemon 32
To be fair, the pat on the head makes it sound like he knew and was kind of saying good effort?
Elban 20
That guy should get out more. CS has been around for at least 15 years. Killing scrubs is going to still be there later. The woman might not be. Could at least take care of her for a few minutes.
Dave_Davington 34
Sure. At least, assuming she's also willing to drop everything whenever her boyfriend wants sex.
BLDYRBBT 16
If you think that it'll only take a few minutes to take care of her then you're right, she probably won't be around much longer. He wanted to dedicate his time to his game last night and tonight he can dedicate it to her. I would vote option 2 to be more fulfilling all around.
Elban 20
You can pull an all nighter sure, but if it takes longer than sitting out a few rounds of cs to give a woman a O or two you might want to brush up on technique.
Lalala579121 28
Yeah all right, so let's just leave right in the middle of a game and be rude to all the other players on your team just because someone is horny.
Elban 20
Not many better reasons to. If its that tough of a choice just ditch the chick and buy a better rig with the money you're saving. Those few extra FPS from the new graphics card might make the difference. Might want to look deeper tho, your processor sounds messed up.
Daehahn 8
Well, you can't just abandon a CS match in the middle unless you want a competitive cool down
MandieL 27
It isn't all about the ******. Sometimes it's better to slow down and have a bit more fun. Most girls prefer it not to be rushed. So maybe it is you that needs to brush up on your technique.
Elban 20
That's why you go back after you're done playing and finish what you started.