Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found my daughter playing on my phone. When I got it back, I saw multiple texts to my boss saying that I quit. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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crazycontagious 0
What the hell? its not her fault her mom is a big cheatter. And let's be honest, there is no privacy when it comes to family. If parents can look through their child's shit then the child is entitled to do the same. FYL, tell your Dad.
shadowoftheday_fml 0
That's horrible.
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Comments (99)
mcpar 0
ydi for having a mom
billionair11 20
You! Yeah you! You should never reproduce.
rhyspiecesno8 18
Why do people on fml downvote jokes. Smh
redblueviolet 0
But at least you found the shirt, right? ...Right?
redblueviolet 0
Edit: Oh, wait. I just noticed the "not" in front of the "find the shirt." Never mind... But that really sucks OP. I'm sorry...
kyle_kbo20 0
yeah no shirt that sux
nonotme 0
FFS tell your dad, you idiot.
judgeymcjudge 0
Why do you have to pretend you don't know? Tell your dad, dipshit. Also, while I do not think your level of fucktardery is as high as your cheating mother's, I do agree that you're a snivelling little shitbag for going through your mother's personal belongings. As someone else said, privacy is privacy, regardless. You suck. Your mother just happens to suck worse. Pun not intended...
rayrayy_fml 0
...If she hadn't gone through the phone, does that mean her Mom isn't cheating? You don't think it's a little bizarre that OP's Mom was hiding a second cell phone in back of a shirt drawer? Any human being with a quarter of a brain would question that, and probably look. Privacy should be respected when the person is worth respecting. Not if they're lying and cheating. The kid had every right to look through something like that. Besides, if the Mom didn't suck, she wouldn't have found anything and there'd be no problem anyway. She has every right to know if their family is going to split up because her Mom's a *****. Don't be such a tool.
epicboxgirl 0
**** yourself
Trocki 0
Pretend you don't know? You are seriously a terrible person.
oh_mi_shizzle 0
damn. that sucks. :( I'm sorry u had to learn that... u should know that shizzle like that happens and that u have to make a decision now that the possiblities of them ending well are scarce. good luck OP. FYL.
girlskill 0
Why is everyone telling her it's her fault because she read the texts? Not like she encouraged her mom to cheat... it's not her fault at all! OP, you should tell your dad.
plexico 4
Is he hot? Maybe you can seduce him and suck him away from your mom. Your dad would appreciate it even if he never finds out what's been going on.
Intoxicunt 6
Agreed.
hazri 0
Thats a bad idea. You only make the guy happier...banging both the mother and daughter
ellameno 2
I hope your mom snoops through your stuff too.
SaintJimmy 0
You don't have to pretend like you don't know. I'd jump at this chance.