Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found my daughter playing on my phone. When I got it back, I saw multiple texts to my boss saying that I quit. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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Top comments
crazycontagious 0
What the hell? its not her fault her mom is a big cheatter. And let's be honest, there is no privacy when it comes to family. If parents can look through their child's shit then the child is entitled to do the same. FYL, tell your Dad.
shadowoftheday_fml 0
That's horrible.
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tgfoo 0
You really shouldn't snoop. I'm sure you wouldn't like it if your mom was going through your phone reading all of your messages. Haven't said that, what's done is done. I think not saying anything about it is the worst thing you can do in this situation. I think you should confront your mom, tell he the truth and tell her that either she can tell your dad or you will tell him.
cactus_fml 0
Wouldn't you wonder why a phone you've never seen before and was hidden in a drawer behind a bunch of clothes? I would. I TOTALLY would have snooped.
kacie13 1
Looking through a phone is NOT snooping when it's her MOTHER. Kay? & don't pretend you don't know. I would be so disappointed and ashamed of my mother is she cheated on my father. but don't just assume, confront her and ask her about it. If it's true, then the father definitely has a right to know.
Rydizzle 0
O what?!???!! you better say soemthing. you better do something! I work with my mom too, and if I knew she was having an affair with someone from work, I'd kick their ******* ass!
El_Pwnzor 0
First of all, YDI for being snoopy and going through your mom's phone. I'm sure there would be another FML from you if she checked your phone.You brought it on yourself, but also, FYL because that must be really awkward if you worked close to them. And besides, if she was cheating on someone, the two-timing bastard should at least have the smarts to delete the texts.
annamg 0
Tell your Dad. This is a family issue and he deserves to know. I'm surprised you would even think of hiding it - I'd confront her immediately.
killinmesmalls 0
Using a seperate cell phone? Your mom has some sneaky moves! I would talk to her though that kind of cheating on that level should not be ignored. I bet you can't wait for those awkard silences!
JCaren_ 0
Confront your Mom. Tell her she has to confess to your Dad or else you'll tell him.
JohnyJackhammer 0
Hey, that sucks... but you don't HAVE to pretend you don't know. I'd confront mom and try to advise her to do the right thing (either leave your dad or stay, tell him, and hope for forgiveness).
kindofgocrazy 0
Umm... Blackmail? Trying to look on the bright side of things here.
prospekt1 0
you have to show your dad