Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my mom confirmed my suspicions that my dad cheated on her. She then told me to hide my knowledge about it from my dad, and to keep my brother completely in the dark for now. Now I can't even look at my dad without reaching the brink of crying, and I'm somehow supposed to keep this under wraps. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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Top comments
KaitHud 0
Have you thought about maybe confronting your mom? I mean, how can you carry on with your daily life knowing that your mom is cheating on your dad? On principle alone, I wouldn't work for the guy that my mom is having an affair with. Grow a pair and talk to your parents.
saleha97 4
Blackmail ur mom! :D
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Comments (209)
yanceman 3
lol
pimplayer 0
op tell ur dad, make things a little interesting
hannah1203 2
Wow, my head hurts from reading this FML :/
zowieandzander77 1
me too... maybe the mom should start seeing an English professor so they can tutor the OP.
BlueEyed1019 12
op doesnt need an English professor it's just a really complicated FML
BlueEyed1019 12
nevermind I just re read it she does need a grammar class or two
Rachel_fml 20
Sorry about that. I hope it's easier to read now. ;-)
attatood 8
Thanks for that Rachel :)
IHeartAbs 0
You really should tell your dad, or atleast confront your mom about it.
Thanatos1206 0
Does anybody ever actually reply to #1 when they click the reply button on their comment? Jw
inSayne 7
OP's mom is a terrible person. just sayin'.
Smartiesx 0
That sucks, but if you need a job..
loshysucks 0
avenged sevenfold ******* rules, r.i.p the rev. </3
cavalos94 0
agreed!!! A7X foREVer!!!
rain893 0
RIP Jimmy. A7x will never be the same without him.
daaron 3
dude I smell a promotion dumbass hello blackmail
KyleIsSoFine 0
Omg!!! You love A7X too?!? Come here baaaby ;D Jkjkjk.
karLAHxD 4
aww that sucks/: hopefully things will work out and no one will get killed :3
jayAZ 3
Karla, keep dreaming. I am in awe of the picture for your profile...you are a great looking woman, with a head on her shoulders! Wow! ;)
boredmex01 2
ur hot!
ashtonTS 0
This FMYLIFE men, not ******* match.com
KyleIsSoFine 0
Lol. You're funnay ;D
loshysucks 0
loolol, it is awkward, but not a fml.
Bobissmall 13
Her dad is cheating on her mum, with OP's "boss" i suppose. That's an FML.
TayonaC 10
actually the moms cheating not the dad... man I wouldnt know what to do, tell my dad or let him find out on his own FML
Doortje 30
Loshy is just a troll who was banned but has now returned with a new account.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
I wonder why this comment isn't moderated...
loshysucks 0
lolol you guys make me laugh oh and #38 i love you :)
AndrewM 0
1 word: Orgy
Bullpine 11
tentacle shotacon rape
AndrewM 0
1 word: Orgy
Zmeilerr 22
You mean from the guy she is cheating on *with* your dad?
loshysucks 0
whatever we all got the point.
posteriffic 0
The guy she is cheating *with* on her dad.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
The guy she is cheating on daddy *with*
andruha1123 5
is this a game where you just move words around?
awesomeooo3 0
the op said it right
skorpien 1
It was edited by the mods. It wasn't always right. SMH
Alex_aden 0
the *with cheating guy on
insanesna1l 0
so technically the mods could have completely altered the fml. I feel a conspiracy in the works
krismir29 0
no if the mom was cheating "with" her dad she would be cheating on the dad with her dad or cheating on the other guy with her dad
Jimbo27 0
what she said^ is right. she'd be cheating on the other guy with the dad.
stillnotaredhead 10
you mean 'the guy with whom my mom is cheating"
fuckmrsoftee 0
grammatical nazis are pricks.
Zmeilerr 22
You mean from the guy she is cheating on *with* your dad?
dyates27 0
FYL lmao what a terrible situation
DjeePee 25
Yes, violence is always the right answer! OP's mom most be tougt how to behave, she obviously can't make her own decisions! Beat them both! To dead! Yeaaah, right solution!!!! We will just ignore the fact that OP is a girl and that she has no reason to beat the guy.
Alex_aden 0
.........I think you commented on the wrong comment.
explodingmuffint 0
I say beat him. you can disagree but nothing beats a girl beating the snot out of a guy in entertainment quality. create your lengthy comment replies to feel somewhat dignified. I won't read them.
DjeePee 25
No, I didn't, the comment I replied to simply seems to be moved. Meuh.
TurkeyBaconLovin 0
beat the guy shes cheating with up
Bobissmall 13
Not that i'm calling girls weak or anything, but it's not exactly something you expect a girl to do.
zakkyzebra 11
So you're saying OP is weak because she's a girl?
supernice 0
if she jumped him with a nine iron to the back of the head, even a girl can kill a man
SarahStarzz 0
#33 she can kick him in the balls and once his on the floor she can beat the shit out of him..... just saying girls r not weak :) (but she shouldn't do it)