Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found my daughter playing on my phone. When I got it back, I saw multiple texts to my boss saying that I quit. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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Top comments
crazycontagious 0
What the hell? its not her fault her mom is a big cheatter. And let's be honest, there is no privacy when it comes to family. If parents can look through their child's shit then the child is entitled to do the same. FYL, tell your Dad.
shadowoftheday_fml 0
That's horrible.
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izsy9667 0
confront your mother, don't tell your dad. give her a chance to turn things around before it breaks the family. If your mother still cheats on ur dad after you confront her, then tell your dad. I hope this works, heh heh...
YouAreRidiculous 0
Why would you seriously want to act like you don't know? That is one of the worst things you can do. In a family, the three most important things are love, trust and communication. Obviously you don't want to hurt your dad, but you are making things even worse by acting like nothing is wrong. You are sick. I agree with #27.
eliz3 0
Tell you mum to tell your dad, or you will. Its simply not fair on your father to keep quiet.
flinkpamingo 0
No, you don't. Your dad will hurt more if he finds out you knew and betrayed him by not telling him. Tell you mom she had 1 week to tell him or you will. Your father has done nothing wrong.
SmileandWave 0
Seriously everyone saying she shouldn't have been snooping shut up. Relationships I figured are meant to be based on trust and clearly your dad can't trust your mum (or mom as you're American). She shouldn't be keeping secrets from him. Give her an ultimatum then tell him yourself and show him the phone if she won't.
AntiChrist7 0
"Relationships I figured are meant to be based on trust" I love children. So filled with hope.
annamg 0
My my... cynical, aren't we?
SmileandWave 0
Well... I'm British apparently cynicism is something we are good at.
cant_touch_this 0
The same thing happened to my sister in-law last September. She got snoopy and found cell phone papers and a love note from the other guy in her mom's drawer. While I HATE people who snoop, I'm not sure what I would do in that situation. Because of all that, this family is turned upside down and my children rarely see their grandmother.
odin673 0
Your dad may not be your real dad. If your mom is a sleazebag now, she likely was before as well.
that_funny_girl 0
Wow that's an awful position for you to be in! I feel so bad for you. But you really should confront your mom. Is there a possibility you misread the texts?
Brooklynxman 0
You do NOT have to pretend not to know.
netbeui435 3
give dad the phone.