Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found my daughter playing on my phone. When I got it back, I saw multiple texts to my boss saying that I quit. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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crazycontagious 0
What the hell? its not her fault her mom is a big cheatter. And let's be honest, there is no privacy when it comes to family. If parents can look through their child's shit then the child is entitled to do the same. FYL, tell your Dad.
shadowoftheday_fml 0
That's horrible.
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cooper0313 0
My friend had basically the same thing happen to her only with her dad. She found his phone and confronted him about it. She told him that if he didn't tell her mom, she would. So he did and her parents are working through it and she stays out of it. I think you should confront your mom and give her a chance to come clean, because carrying around that info and NOT telling your dad, is betraying his trust. Good luck.
iFruit 0
If you don't tell anyone and bottle it up it's gonna make you crazy. Tell your momma to tell your daddy, or you will!
jonny2x4 0
Is your mom hot?
reapfml 0
don't just stay quiet
renyark209 0
You dumbfucks OP didnt deserve this!!! Its better she knows abput this now. Wtf??
Whatevers_clever 0
Wow some of you people really are retarded. Don't invade privacy and ydi? Morons. I hope you get cheated on and hope that no one tells you. Tell your dad that your mom is a hoe.
_electricbonbon 0
You should call your cell from that phone to find out the number, then turn the volume on your mom's phone all the way up, and call it when both of your parents are in the room.
fylfmlydi 0
i agree!
heyhoe_fml 0
she could claim that it's just a phone the company gave her and she cannot let anyone look through it? IDK, but that is a good idea
plexico 4
You should investigate the other man and find out if he'd give you more stuff than your biological dad if he were to take over the position. It's all about the stuff!
Cormophyte 0
Tell...your...dad. Unless you don't care about him at all, that is.
doubleAbattery 0
You really should tell your father. Or, better yet, tell your mother that you know, and say that if she doesn't tell your dad, you will. Chances are he'll have a better time believing it if it's coming straight from your mother.