Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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nuked 0
You're an idiot
sireen 0
why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....
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Comments (116)
MaDmAkAm 0
Would love to know what your ex said you where doing ?!?! Fly on the wall for that conversation ;-)
sublime93 0
Too conveninent to be true. Fakrfakefakefakefakefakefake
AngryC4t 0
YDI for getting a divorce, especially after having a kid. Nice job scarring that kid and helping further establish America's already nightmarishly pathetic successful marriage rate. EDIT: Didn't mean to respond to this. :|
Apocalyptus 0
Sometimes divorce is the better option. It would be more scarring for a kid to have to live with two people who hate each other than if they divorced and were able to be civil.
iAlli 0
You fail. Do you know that?
wonderless 0
YDI, dumbass.
enlitenbank 0
What a *****. Poor kid. At least he knows the truth about his mother now.
shawleigh17 2
You're an idiot.... so many stupid comments from stupid people.
DGoat420 0
That poor kid is now scarred for life. I would know... FML. :(
Leopard68231 0
I said fyl since you live in connecticut, ct is the BEST!! and where was that trail exactly? Im thinking of going there. And yea i COMPLETELY agree with #34, shes divorced and the sitch is so coincidental. And shes not a *****, if you were divorced you should be able to **** whoever you please.
bluefervor 0
Why does everyone keep saying that it's her fault for having sex in public/woods? It's fun! She was just dumb enough to pick a bad spot. AN OBVIOUSLY BAD SPOT.
defensivekick 0
WHAT THE DEUCE DOES OP MEAN
septemberlovebug 0
op=original poster
thtnerdykid 0
original poster
dikinass 0
yo dawg I heard u liek ****