Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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nuked 0
You're an idiot
sireen 0
why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....
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Comments (116)
tyler907 10
YDI. *****.
thebright_side 0
Where in the fml did it say that, 1, she left her husband? (They may have just split up because of fighting or because HE found someone else.) 2, her son was in her ex-husband's custody? He may have been visiting his father that day. Anyway, this choice is often made in court, so maybe her ex won custody because he was more financially stable... As for the last three I agree 100%. No need to make assumptions about her family status but really, anyone deserves to be caught if they decide it's a good idea to 'get intimate' on a public trail, no matter how many times she's 'not seen anyone there'.
FreakOnaLeash 0
YDI for having sex when you're that old,sick *****.
shawleigh17 2
You have a LOT of extra time on your hands to go and judge people, don't you? Why don't you go out and try to have fun, instead of brooding on what other people are doing wrong?
fooliomcgee 0
Alright now, calm down man, no where does it say that the child is in /anyone's/ custody, weekend days could go to dad, weeks to mother, vice versa, or they may have other plans. Spitefully? Who said it was out of spite? No one. Now then. I do agree that she should find somewhere...in private to get intimate, regardless of whether you've seen people there before. Poor child though, and sucks for the ex-husband too, unless it was his idea to have a divorce. You never know.
GeeKYprincess121 0
OUCH. That's just awkward... SFY
stupiidx3 0
ydi. you said it yourself your ex husband bought you there and no one else goes there. so what makes you think that just because you're divorced he's not going to go back there.
girlwhoactshigh 0
never EVER have sex out in the open DX ecspailally if your ex SHOWED YOU IT. I mean you so set yourself up for it DX Poor 8 yr old boy hes probally scarred and will never look at you and your boyfreind the same way again
wiiareonfire 0
Well, if your ex had shown you, what makes you think he won't go hiking? Well, FYL, anyway.
omgwtflolz 0
well obviously if ur ex showed you it,he would be there. so YDI for going there