Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Child's play
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
I know where I'm going
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Smooth
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Stay safe, stay home FFS!
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML
Boundaries
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Secrecy
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Bit on the side
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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nuked 0
You're an idiot
sireen 0
why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....
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in2deep96 5
hi mom why are jumping on top of my step dad???
bonnieandclyde44 0
you are such a bitch. you have an eight year old son and youre like... DATING?!
fogrunner 13
... So? Would you mind the dating if OP were a guy, I wonder??? What's she supposed to do? Stay in a bad marriage and fight with her hubby in front of the kid all the time? Or maybe never date again (in which case you'd probably call her frigid)?
confucious 0
bust that ass in nature!
ferrariic 0
epic fail
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Oooh yay some fresh ydi to bitch about :)
vonne 0
get some!
katiek69 0
trolololololol
bullrider92 19
Was your ex deaf?Surely if you thought you were alone,you were moaning pretty loud.He should have kept the kid away unless he recognized your sounds and wanted to show him what kind of **** you could be.
lex1459 38
You completely deserved it.
shocky377_fml 0
No wonder why he left you :l