Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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nuked 0
You're an idiot
sireen 0
why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....
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laughingman 0
that's a mean thing to do. the spot you once share with him. and your son idk. not ur fault that they ran into you but you'd have to have the fore sight to know that he'd show up there or maybe you knew subconcusly knew he'd showed up
qwerty123456789 0
And that's why your husband got custody of the kid...
eastbaydad 0
so was your new boyfriends dick in your mouth or your ass when your ex and yor kid walked by?
plexico 4
Wow, the poor boy took the Hard Road to Ho! Disclaimer: I know it's "hard row to hoe," grammar and language aficionados. It's a play on words.
BWC1234 0
FAKEEE
ASpocksky 0
I'm guessing you never saw anyone else because you were always on it with the only other person to basically know about it... How odd it must be to see the person who SHOWED you the trail when you decide to go on it and do things that should stay in the bedroom out in the wilderness.
elara15 0
The FML is not being caught with a stranger, but being caught having sex. FYL for your irrational third-party defensiveness, which by similar deductive reasoning I can suspect originated when you were passed over sexually and compensate by pseudo-logically judging all women as ******.
XOfiestypixie 0
1) Actually, the divorce could have been YEARS ago, when their son was a baby; meaning the OP would have gotten "over" it. It doesn't indicate that it was a recent break-up, so therefore it does not mean it is more likely that she was the one to divorce her ex, or that she had cheated on him first. Her ex could've been the love of her life, but maybe they fought too much and it didn't work out. As for being slutty/sexually forward by nature, just because she was having sex with her boyfriend, does not make her a ****, even if it is in a public place. She had never seen anyone/very few go up there before, so didn't think she'd be caught, and especially by her ex and son: just because he showed her it, doesn't mean that you EXPECT someone to be there whenever you go there. 2) Nowhere does it say that the ex or son is unaware of her boyfriend. All she states is that it is a NEW boyfriend; probably meaning that they've only been going out a couple of months. Chances are, the kid would've met the boyfriend, and perhaps even the ex (unless the son never sees his mother at all, which is unlikely).
fmh123 0
Dont know why so many people checked YDI, fml because it was the husband and kid
daarlingdamsel 0
Lol well YDI because you should never assume a PUBLIC area is deserted, especially since you know that your ex knows about it. Doing it in public is just asking to be walked in on. Save it for a private area.
2Kool4School 0
**** **** **** **** **** **** ****!!!!!!!!!!