Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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nuked 0
You're an idiot
sireen 0
why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....
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Zomlette 0
So you went to a trail that your EX HUSBAND showed you and are surprised that he might SHOW UP? What the **** is wrong with you?? Keep it in the bedroom, you dumb bitch. Ugh, your poor son. I feel so bad for him.
triplethreat13 0
i feel bad for your son, not you. as a little kid, it's hard enough to go through parents' divorce, but he has to see you intimately with his new daddy? ouch.
uberfial 0
THREESOME!!!
thelonelylurker 0
****.
xxchilloutxx 0
(*****.) I chimed in with the haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door, no?
live_your_life_fml 0
#29, that's not being a ****. She had a legal divorce with your husband and you can't date anymore? Anyway, more like F your son's life, seeing you making out with a new guy..ouchh!
Lisasimpsonfan 0
We all like to get a little freaky sometimes when we are out in the woods BUT you need to learn to get off the trail first. I will respect anyone's right to have sexy fun BUT you have to respect my right that I don't want to see it.
mobius8 0
Wow. FYL indeed. I can't believe how many people are saying YDI for having sex after your divorce in a place you've never seen anyone before. 0.o. It's not like you'd expect your ex husband to come strolling past the exact same spot at that exact time. It's far more likely he'd have had reason to come to her house and let himself in for something their son had forgotten if the kid had keys. You might as well say YDI for having a bf after your divorce.
bexox 0
Agreed. It was a secluded place. Some of you would be surprised how many people get it on in the woods!
legolas0762 0
YFDI. Why would you even SHOW a place like that to your boyfriend? that was for you and your EX. Who the hell are you to bring them to a place you know your ex goes to?
mobius8 0
Shush elf boy.
rosto16 0
YDI for being a Republican!
Scrantoncity 0
#36 u retard most republicans have morals unlike the babykilling democrats. More republicans are Christians than democrats so most likely won't have sex until marriage. I'm not saying u can't be a democrat and a Christian it's just rarer
rosto16 0
#67 are you saying that Newt Gingrich, John Ensign, and Mark Sanford are moral leaders?! Wow, you're a ******* quack!
DameGreyWulf 1
#67, you are being just as retarded and ignorant. "babykilling democrats" indeed. I say YDI because your husband showed you that place, of COURSE he's probably going to go about it every now and then. Like, for example, with another girl to try and woo, or his son for bonding time. You can't possibly think you'd be the only one of you two to have that idea.
razzumfrazzum 0
#67 you're an idiot for feeding a troll.....dumbass Dame you do realize that the likely hood of them both being on the trail at the same time is really low. That was like a 1 in a million shot in the dark. Her husband doesn't have the sole right to walk that trail. She deserves it for not going a bit off the trail, not because he showed it to her and might wanna use it again to woo some other female. What would really have been hilarious had they both been doing the same thing in close proximity on opposite sides of the bushes :D
awwwdammit 0
Now, now...let's be nice to the bloodthirsty, ignorant, hypocritical conservative; we don't want him to invade our countries after he gets offended.
DameGreyWulf 1
@97: True enough, and yes that'd be hilarious.
Atara223 0
democrat. christian. bisexual. Hm. Wow. That must be REALLY rare, huh?!
elsieenchanted 0
FAIL.