Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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nuked 0
You're an idiot
sireen 0
why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....
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Comments (116)
BeginnersLove 0
Well, you just showed your 8 year old child LIVE ****. xD
evangldbrg 0
Lol this kinda reminds me of that King of Queens episode where Doug takes Carrie to that cabin place and he thought he went with her years ago, but it ended up being his old girlfriend that he went with.
danielle1336 0
wow you totally deserved it. you idiot
bloodthorn2 0
YDI for breaking up with your husband and leaving him your child golddigging bitch go fall in a hole and break your neck and I hope a family of porcupines make your asshole there new den and get hit by lightning
xxchilloutxx 0
troll, I know! But it's possible her son went to his father's for the weekend or some similar arrangement?
Atara223 0
Um, ever considered that it just wasn't right? No where in the FML does in say 'my incredibly rich ex-husband who I only married for money.' But... uh, well your totally screwed, OP. Sorry.
flyingpan8 0
**** u. your son will probably end up having to resort to homosexuality since you probably just put him off women for life! lol, nah, j/k gay people are cool an artistic and all... but shame on u...! you horny **** *****.
Mulada 0
Thats why you keep the fuckings in the bedroom.
LarissaT18 18
Why cant they spice it up?
lil_ham1644 29
I personally like the living room... Bedrooms can get old sometimes.
Nick_726 0
Sexy!!! Someone say 4some! Lol jk
tapesculpture 0
win xD
MooLaw 0
Child... Fail.
Silent_Harmony 3
I moderated this one! YDI!!!
darthwillis 0
This.
bartoron 0
Actually, like 500 people moderated this.
mozchick 0
Today i went on a hike with my son on a fairly deserted trail and ran into my ex wife and my son's mother having sex with another guy. FML
Shots_HK 0
lol! Best comment of the day.
isthisonetaken 0
today, i went on a hike with my dad. as we were walking in what looked to be a deserted area, we came upon my mom having sex with another man. i hope i don't have to start calling him daddy. FML
doggie3 0
Ooooh. That's bad. What did ur ex say? Ur kid's probably scarred. No, definatly.