Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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nuked 0
You're an idiot
sireen 0
why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....
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jeeves_fml 0
Today I went hiking with my girlfriend. She assured me that nobody would walk by because it was quite deserted usually, and just when we were getting quite intimate, her ex-husband and 8yr old son walk by. FML.
athos1237 4
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! YDI for going anywhere your ex would take you and having sex in public. It's almost like you planned it, but it turns out he brought your son instead of the new GF you thought he was bringing. I'd LOL even louder at you then.
justanotherhuman 21
@88: If deductive reasoning was premised on the basis that unknown variables need not even be discredited before being ruled out... you would give Sherlock a run for his money. Otherwise, this comment was like watching the AssumptionTrain lose hydraulic pressure as it descended from the summit of Mt. Freetime.
Nightfallz 0
I guessed Dan rather and Jon and Kate + 8 were walking by. that's right you say? but you said it was your ex... WTF ever ydi for ******* outside and not expecting to get caught
owtom78 0
Ha...it's okay. He's your ex, you have a right to live a little. FYL about your son seeing you though
Rydizzle 0
O wow. another FYL for sure!!!.. thats nasty.
hashi1 0
Seriously, have some self-control!
toosoonbreh 0
Today, I decided to be an outdoorsy ****. FML
DomyDamsy 0
ydi for f**king in public
Funky_T 0
Sex in public is awesome.....PARK BENCH!!
xdorkasaur 0
The sons FML would have been funnier.