Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Rude awakening
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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strawberrydreams 18
That's totally not disturbing at all.
Sassybq1 13
O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.
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Comments (383)
Zuber_fml 4
lol atleast he's not your real brother or related to you by blood xD
Pinkmorgan9 0
He just wanted some action!
ditter80 0
that's hot
KimPersian_fml 0
thats nasty im sorry, should have him lick his penis!
KK3137 31
Well, it really depends how old he is... Like if he's less than 10 years old then he was probably just playing, else yeah, it's disturbing... sorry :/
porterc16 0
Well, if you are a girl that's not that ****** up cause it's step and opposite gender, but don't get me wrong it's still ****** up, but on the other hand if you are a guy I would have beat the shut out of his ******* pedophile ass.
Raesin 21
Wait, so if OP is a girl it would be ok for her to be targeted by a pedophile? But pedophiles shouldn't target boys? Do you know what pedophile means? I think you mean gay and step-incest, not blood related but still really ****** up.
doomstrike 0
sexual assault is okay with you?
Gman53 0
Wow
drizzy212 4
At least that wasn't his penis
rayrayray23 1
hahaha
gracygirl1 0
someone alrrady said that.
cytheria_fml 0
Try having your REAL brother try to slip you tongue when he's drunk. Twice.
Aphronite 0
that is absolutely wrong.... he is your step brother, you're 'STEP BROTHER' think about it. wether you are a girl or a guy, it's wrong in any circumstances.