lizownsvirgy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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Halloween
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Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
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🌶️ Spicy
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Qwerty
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Top comments
strawberrydreams 18
That's totally not disturbing at all.
Sassybq1 13
O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.
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Comments (383)
XxsabathxX 12
as long as it isn't a brother by blood
saturnsonic 3
so did you let him tongue you? lol
rayrayray23 1
that's not right..
rayrayray23 1
yup
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for having a mouth.
larryshere 4
Better than something else..
shaynamdlm 0
hot
kei1108 13
:O AKKK!!! UGHH!! that is disgusting!!
b00z3nw33d 0
wtf?....
iluvjb4eva 0
hi! haha I go on here wen I'm bored too
WesternLover 3
it's u, if u're not but 4 me that is diguisting!