sucks_brah
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Julie
East Brunswick, United States
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
laststand11
Reserved
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Mandy93
Reipoltskirchen, Germany
Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
John Nani
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Merry Christmas!
Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Deadcat101
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Winnipeg, Canada
Home sweet home
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
imahater07
Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Top comments
Entheatus 13
Unwrap all her Christmas presents and throw them at her face.
DynamicDave 11
Calling your mom a ho? lol
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Comments (65)
wyld3fyr3 3
ouch, that sucks
xXEM0D4RKNESSXx 0
hah oh yea
MissIndependent2_fml 0
so what did you get
Entheatus 13
Unwrap all her Christmas presents and throw them at her face.
fawfulster 11
Even better: to the toilet.
pistonchamp159 0
hahahah funny mom
cozzybear 0
funny mum she's batshit crazy... on the bright side... early presents:)
lilmszssy 0
lmfaooo x3
Everlost 0
that is not funny, that really sucks.
GrimGothicAngel 0
I am very saddened that this had to happen to the OP. My parents are terrible alocoholics and I would not put it past my dad to do this. For everyone saying this is funny, it is not. The pain from seeing something like this is just mentally scarring. Trust me. Yes FYL for having to deal with this. I am sorry friend. =(
suckmorethanme 0
get over it. everyone has problems, we dont need to hear about your shitty parents and your problems.
newsgit 0
dude, it's ******* FML. The site is FULL of problems, it's the point of the website. Don't wanna hear the problems? GTFO.
Triniddy 0
if you don't want to hear people's problems, why ar you here..
GrimGothicAngel 0
I am not "complaining" about reading peoples problems, I wasCOMMENTING on my thoughts on this issue. Thats what the COMMENT section is for genius. Dont like it? Leave! Gf
JackStone96 4
I agree with gothic angel... all they did was comment on their oppinion of the fml... So all of u ppl that are talkin s**t bout him need to GTFO and get a life where ya don't have to pick on ppl on the Internet...
MissIndependent2_fml 0
no 45, we were just expressing our opinions so why don't you GTO and get a decent picture that doesn't portray you as an emotionally disturbed freak an stop seeking attention by being an emo. Mm kay?:)
Oz_Alice 0
Well, that was unfair...
jollyjam1 2
Having a mom that does drugs is a bad deal. Sorry man.
jujujube 0
she was not on drugs she was drunked ( alchool)
wizzard_fml 0
ooh my, what a massive difference it makes what substance was abused! It sucks either way, poor OP. FHL. And small lulz for the scene ;)
BikerMike 0
what a ****. piss on her stuff and throw them at her.
Oz_Alice 0
Classy.
QJD 0
Tasteful, as well
Sunbolt 0
I'd just sell it on eBay and tell her she gave it all away in her drunken stuper
Soniclover3 0
what a bitch. she must really hate you.
AntiChrist7 0
So in fact you didn't lose anything, because the presents were not yours yet.