Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal ad came on. He watched in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
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hotshot0185 15
Hope you got the number from the ad.
Accuraxy 10
It was pretty rude, but at least he has a sense of humor. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
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Comments (53)
airwoman2013 6
At least it wasn't that nasty toe nail fungus commercial....
worldclassrager 41
He might think you are crazy but maybe having it "whisper" things to you might change his idea...but still those adds work...
Blink_me26 21
I used to have warts all over my hands and I definitely would not want them talking to me
tazzy349 11
Eeeeew
skyeyez9 25
Reminds me of the Mucinex cold medicine commercial, where all the rude talking booger blobs inside your lungs wear wife beater t shirts.
starile 20
#7 would've actually been funny if there was one wart in question!
RA91 26
That was mean, but funny, lol
xRezSynn 15
He might be joking. Lighten up
brezy123 1
nice choice in boyfriends.... enough said... remove the warts and remove the idiot who thinks they can talk
darylwill1 2
Oh damn that's messed up