Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
Wart remover probably doesn't also double as wound remover. But it was a solid attempt. :D
UserDoesNotExist 12
Oops, but mistakes happen and I hope nothing goes wrong.
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UserDoesNotExist 12
Oops, but mistakes happen and I hope nothing goes wrong.
splinteredApple 36
If it's compound w then I can't imagine it felt good.
sloaner 2
It would have burned pretty bad, especially on an open wound.. that would hurt.
Damarcus 22
Well at least she tried to help.
jentrynicole 20
I hope you were able to wash it off super quick and I hope the wound is okay!
cocacola999 27
I never understand - how do you accidentally grab the wrong thing? If I'm going near the emergency cabinet at home, I always double-check instructions and the expiration date.
LyricaSilvan 30
It's this thing called being human. See, humans are creatures that make mistakes sometimes. It's perfectly normal in our culture, but apparently not on whatever perfectionist planet you come from.
Jrog9121 2
way to go overboard. however, my gf tends to grab the wrong things off the shelf at the store all too commonly. literally multiple times a week she comes to me upset because she bought the wrong thing because she didn't look at it. same thing here. and I tell her every week that I have no clue how she still grabs shit without looking first.
Xkillz302 10
it never hurts to take an extra sec or two to read and see you got the right stuff
cacheson 42
Wart remover probably doesn't also double as wound remover. But it was a solid attempt. :D
RabbitOfAurora 28
I hope you at least have a pain kink or something OP, because otherwise that's a whole lot of pain and no gain! Either way FYL.
samanthajulie 16
Omg that would be so painful
djurmel89 30
Sounds awful. And I'd like to watch.
trucker2 33
Must be a blonde.....
james_logan 19
Before or after your brother bodyslammed you?