Kay
Nagari, India 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Secretisout
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML
JeezAndAges
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
KillahCam
United States
Egg mode
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
baldiesmom
🌶️ Spicy
My kid, the playa
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Anonymous
Fredericton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Mommie issues
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Anonymous
Lebanon
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Top comments
awkward_gothlady 32
Oedipus complex?
GhostChickens 17
That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.
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awkward_gothlady 32
Oedipus complex?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Ah, Freud. What a guy!
jameen 11
I'd hate to know how you found out he was using your bras...
wifey08 13
I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't know what Opedius means...
JoeRogansBEARD 15
69 read the book or google it
sofineedsaladder 10
#69 Yes.
MrConcise 35
I find it hilarious that the idea behind this complex is so ****** up, most FMLers need only write the name of it followed by a question mark to achieve the powerful joke that's underlying.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
69, in simple terms, Oedipus Complex is when someone is sexually attracted to their mother. In non-simple terms, it has to do with (I think) the third stage of sexual growth, where the boy is in direct competition with his father for the mother. Normally, kids grow out of it, but if they have father issues sometimes it can remain into their adult years.
Ilikeburritos 4
#69 is clearly younger than the average high school freshman.
Kc1001 14
Look it up. you have internet.
23lf 16
I knew about the complex when I was in 7th grade.
meaganxo 14
Why the f*** would he need a bra for?
awkward_gothlady 32
That's probably one of those things you don't really want to know.
ElatedEarthling 15
Dressing like a woman probably turns OP's son on to the extreme.
rocker_chick105 31
"why the **** would he need a bra" or "what the **** would he need a bra for." Sorry, I can't be the only person it annoyed? Right? No?
keverdeen 14
He probably likes to feel them and imagine they're real boobs or something idk
CallMeMcFeelii 14
If you really want to know..he's probably using them like a gym sock.. Now if you don't know why guys use a sock, well, don't worry about it.
PhotoSmith 25
It may get him excited to know a woman's breasts were inside it. Kinda creepy about it being his mom's, though.
GhostChickens 17
That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.
GhostChickens 17
Didn't mean to write "thing" before mother. Oops, I got so caught up in the creepy whirlpool of weirdness that I forgot how to use words. Sorry.
Dracoboxer357 36
3- Probably when Op put it on and realized she didn't need the straps to keep it stuck on. ;P
Jharrist89 12
^^Lmao!
ise3 10
I feel like the son liked dem old bras more than new or freshly washed ones
Dracoboxer357 36
O.o Odd, interesting, and sadly disturbing. I'm not really sure how you want to start a conversation with your offspring about politely refraining ftom using your personal clothing as a sperm receptical. ;p Good luck with that one, Op.
theycallmekitty 13
He must have a very vivid imagination...
ironichalibut 24
Yeah, the kind of imagination that makes you key out blood curdling screams as shadows come to kill you in the night, or babble nonsense at people in the street while wearing a heap of dirty rags. Oh, the beauty of the human mind!
ironichalibut 24
Let out*
Welshite 40
You need to approach him and let him know that sort of behaviour is positively creepy.
theaaxis 27
I've heard of creepier fedishes.. Not many, mind you. FYL.
WaBrewer 11
Some people like being pooped on. There are weirder people out there.
inthedopeshow 17
Is a fedish similar to a radish?
jmcr 27
There is a fetish where ppl want to be eaten alive during sex and/or eat their partner during sex
littlem91 29
I think you're thinking of a praying mantis...
deathy94 14
Some people are into some very strange things.
erockinthesuburb 17
As awkward as this is going to be, you really need to sit down with him about this and explain whyyyy this is not acceptable behavior. People develop complexes from this sort of thing.
DocBastard 40
I'm still trying to figure out if he's been fapping into the bra or wearing it while fapping. Not that either is any less creepy than the other.
anythingmustbe 18
Possibly both?
little_one 20
Possibly caressing it while fapping? Yeah you need you stop this before he turns into doctor koop from Nurse Jackie grabbing women's boobs whenever he gets nervous without realizing it.