Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
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Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
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iSativa 24
"Who sings that?" "The girl from Frozen!" "Yeahhh, let's keep it that way."
WCARlover 35
I'm a cashier and saw a kid about 9 or 10 tell his dad "**** you" when he wouldn't give him a quarter for the quarter machine then stormed off...the sad part is, he got his quarter eventually. Don't be that type of parent OP, please
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annarcheer 19
oh my gosh. rude. spanking time.
gramirez23 9
More like tear that ass up
Earths_Venus 25
Not singing during Frozen should be illegal
ShadowlessSpear 21
Should be the other way around.
HarrisonHarrison 4
I would just shut off the tv and ground her. so rude
itsme82 18
I would have popped her mouth for that one. Not hard enough to hurt but hard enough to make her think twice before cursing.
Lil_Red777 21
Wash her mouth out with soap! That's what happened to me and my cousin's when we cussed. Not enough to hurt her or make her sick obviously.
Brandi_Faith 34
I had my mouth washed out with soap when I was a kid. My mom put soap on a cloth and literally scrubbed my tongue with it. I don't even remember what I said, but I do know I never got soap in my mouth again after that. It's very effective. Ugh, I still remember the taste and the gagging! *shudders*
turtles4life 24
My mom washed my mouth out with soap and scrubbed so hard she took a tooth out. We joke about it now but when I was younger it was enough to teach me respect for my parents.
BBeffedmylife 28
My mother once washed my mouth out with liquid dial soap. To this day, I still think twice before saying certain things to her and I gag at the sight and smell of the yucky orange soap!
MountainGiant87 15
My mom use to use a tablespoon of vinegar.
nialls_girl 13
That's a BIG YDI, OP.
redstone7693 29
I don't think she really deserves to be told to "shut the **** up" just because she was singing a song.....
sdroze1389 31
I think he ment YDI because the kid learned to say that somewhere, like a parent perhaps.
Brandi_Faith 34
This is only a YDI if this isn't the first time it's happened and if OP didn't discipline her child after this; thus causing her to say it again in the future. Every child says a swear word at least once and then either learns it's wrong/rude to say and doesn't say it again or says it again maybe once and decides the consequences were worth saying it, or doesn't get disciplined and continues to say it all the time. Just cause it was said once though isn't a YDI.
Anony2014 10
Giving her the spanking of a lifetime, stopping Frozen and then threatening to throw away or give away the DVD would be the appropriate response. You're the Mom. You sing whenever the hell you want. And you set the punishments, too. There needs to be a follow up to this...
ShadowlessSpear 21
Maybe just shut the **** up and watch the movie.
iainduncan3 9
People who singalong to songs are annoying.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Indeed.
_spacekid 11
I would've seriously gave her a whopping, kids her age shouldn't say that.
WCARlover 35
Nobody at any age should say that
ShadowlessSpear 21
I know I'd say shut the **** up. There is this thing called the brain, which you can use to sing in your head and not disturb others.
Brandi_Faith 34
54, You sound like one of those rude people that just freaks on someone instead of talking to them politely about the situation first, usually leaving the person wondering "where the heck did that come from." I really hope I'm wrong.
1two3four5six 23
#64, wow, you figured out all that from his comment? you sound like you're jumping to conclusions.
ShadowlessSpear 21
You are wrong, though the "shut the **** up" would come after 1 or 2 attempts at quieting said person
Brandi_Faith 34
Glad to hear it 75. :) I'm just saying I don't understand those people that just freak like that right off the bat without trying to be polite first. They usually leave people wondering where that came from and it only gets their backs up. Being polite is usually more effective.
moosetracks22 10
I hope she got a spanking and got grounded. And by grounded, I mean no tv, computer, video games, phone, playing outside or toys, nothing in her room besides a bed, clothes, and maybe some books. She needs to learn that kind of behavior isn't acceptable.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Whenever I was grounded (never for anything like this) my parents took my books away too. :(