Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
The Sims is awesome. I'm jealous.
iheartglasses 0
Hey nothing wrong with SIMS lol Its so frickin addicting
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Comments (134)
mrfruits 0
wired a fat girl home alone.
nastenka_fml 0
sims nightlife? sims university? sims magic:)?
rallets 23
The SIMS : Jersey Shore :O holy shit, theres an idea for a game haha
firecopy 6
did you get the sims 3 early for ps3?
ChrisSG 0
is it so hard just to tell the truth?
lemoncows 2
I'd rather play sims honestly
TomasT 0
Agree with the person above...
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Yeah, the sims is amazing!! Who gives a shit about going to get drunk, I'd rather play god. :)
MissErikaHart 0
wow I have never played the sims...I kinda wanna try it after reading all this positive feedback.
FFML_314 12
The Sims is awesome. I'm jealous.
babyyappld 7
me to haha I miss playing it
Danniiboii22 0
lol I used to start fires and watch the burn lol :)
keenjellybean 0
BEST GAME EVER!!
hahaalolz 0
agreed once I stayed ip til 2 in the morning playing it lol shame
silvac13 0
******* RIGHT!¡!¡!¡
wingsfan19 2
dumbest game ever
wingsfan19 2
dumbest game ever
josiej0j0 0
lol @28!! I do that too! ;)
Neonnight 0
Sims is the best ever
simpleplan239999 1
Sims is like my life
iheartglasses 0
Hey nothing wrong with SIMS lol Its so frickin addicting
IrishWildMan 3
Ahh the sims. bringing joy to introverted virgins for over 10 years.
noscope_ftw 0
4 shut up dude your only 17 n ure talking about virgins like that's what matters.. it's a game vs hangin out at a party. not whose had sex n who hasn't.
missory_missouri 0
I read your profile #4. I'm Irish and Cherokee too. (Just thought that was a cool coincidence.)
IrishWildMan 3
It is awesome isn't it?! And to the person who takes everything in life way too seriously: calm down.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Another Irish/Cherokee mutt here. You can only see the Irish in my pic, but I've got nearly black eyes and a conspicuous lack of body fat to attest to the Cherokee. I'm likely more Cherokee than Irish; alas, I'm one generation too late for the NA benefits. My username's just an allusion to my real name.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm part Native American, although I don't know what tribe-- considering the area, it's possible that I could be Cherokee as well! The reason why I don't know precisely what tribe is because it occurred "out of wedlock", so my conservative relatives refuse to talk about it...
anorexicbarbie 8
Apache is the best tribe.
BShady96 0
im asian :D
InDenial 6
Yeah what are you trying to say? The Sims is awesome.
flossybaben 0
yeah you have a life
Selena_is_back 7
YDI and really??
TEG8OY 0
nice eyes :)
IrishWildMan 3
34 Smooth lol
Selena_is_back 7
thanks :)
soccerlover239 0
the sims is sooo addicting the sims is awesomee
77taylah33 0
if your msn convo died how did you tell them you were going to a party???????
Selena_is_back 7
exactly... the question remains.
checamuk 7
I think they mean the other person/people stopped talking to them, not that messenger crashed.
singer4life666 0
She means the conversation got boring.
Selena_is_back 7
She could mean anything for all we know!! that's why details are important!!!
Shokz992 0
Saying a conversation died is a very common phrase meaning you'd run out of things to talk about - I mean, come on :/
sharmen 0
So many idiots -_-
heyjenn 0
It's called sarcasm.
brennboo 3
R.I.P convo
beautikill 4
i love the sims!!!!